05-29-2004, 04:37 PM
This is the worst story I've ever heard, and it is true
Warning - Not one for those with weak stomachs...
During a rugby game, one of the players had a severely dislocated hip, and was immediately sent to hospital.
It was so bad that it needed to be surgically relocated, so he was put under the gas and had so.
When he woke up, he was positively screaming in pain.
No matter how much Morphine he had, he kept screaming.
Now, guess the reason
A - The Morphine was replaced with water
B - He had an allergic reaction to morphine
C - His tendons were more damaged
*ugh*
D - His testicle was being crushed in his hip by the bone
Sadly, the answer is... D. Ugh! That story gave me nightmares for a whole week!
Note - the ball had to be taken off.
Don't say I didn't warn you
Warning - Not one for those with weak stomachs...
During a rugby game, one of the players had a severely dislocated hip, and was immediately sent to hospital.
It was so bad that it needed to be surgically relocated, so he was put under the gas and had so.
When he woke up, he was positively screaming in pain.
No matter how much Morphine he had, he kept screaming.
Now, guess the reason
A - The Morphine was replaced with water
B - He had an allergic reaction to morphine
C - His tendons were more damaged
*ugh*
D - His testicle was being crushed in his hip by the bone
Sadly, the answer is... D. Ugh! That story gave me nightmares for a whole week!
Note - the ball had to be taken off.
Don't say I didn't warn you