Visit GIVEMEBEER and it's staff!

[MISTER BIG T]

Open door day -Original story by MISTER BIG T
This comedic story tells about my website www.givemebeer.tk and it's (un)friendly staff.

Lord Patamon: "Hello people and thank you for reading my awesome insight as we will show behind the scenes of GIVE ME BEER productions and interview some of the most famous staff members. We shall begin NOW."

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OVERDRIVE RPG's interview.

Lord Patamon: "Goodday Overdrive. How are you?"
Overdrive: "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lord Patamon: "Uhhh, okay…. So you made the layout of the site?"
Overdrive: "Yes! Yes, I did!"
Lord Patamon: "Ummm….. What did you think when you were making the layout?"
Overdrive: "Castles with huge ROCKS and dancing midgets!"
Lord Patamon: "Ah, good enough, I suppose."

Silence.

Lord Patamon: "You are known as Moogle kidnapper, right? So, exactly what will you do with the kidnapped moogles?"
Overdrive: "Depends on how I feel like at the moment."
Lord Patamon: "Care to give a example?"
Overdrive: "Certainly. If I'm hungry, I will eat it. If I'm horny, I will rape it. And if I need to take a dump…"
Lord Patamon: "Okay, that's enough of examples. So how you came up with your name?"
Overdrive: "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lord Patamon: "…………….What's with the laughter?"
Overdrive: "It hides the fact that I have knowledge about anything. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lord Patamon: "Seems to be working."
Overdrive: "I know."
Lord Patamon: "So what about other staff members?"
Overdrive: "There are other staff members?"
Lord Patamon: "Thank you. And now, our next victim."

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URBAN DREAM's interview.


Lord Patamon: "Let me get this straight. You are still considering about joining?"
Urban Dream: "Yes, I have a important matter at my hands at this very moment."
Lord Patamon: "New lemon?"
Urban Dream: "No, my penis! HAHAHAHAHAH!! Oh God, I kill myself."
Lord Patamon: "If you don't, I can do it after this interview."
Urban Dream: "You can't, since I'm just a dream. In Urban! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!"
Lord Patamon: "So what would your job be?"
Urban Dream: "Write articles. In other words, tell my opinions wich people seem to take seriously."
Lord Patamon: "Right. Let's carry on."

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TANK COP's interview

Lord Patamon: "Hello there! You are the Co-owner of the site, right?"
Tank Cop: "That is very much true."
Lord Patamon: "So, let me get this fact straight first, how much have you given to the site so far?"
Tank Cop: "Picture of me in diapers!"
Lord Patamon: "…………Remind me of never ask that question again."
Tank Cop: "Okies!"
Lord Patamon: "So, everyone who did not know before, knows now. Why do you like diapers?"
Tank Cop: "Why do you like to ask me questions?"
Lord Patamon: "Hmmmm, good point."
Tank Cop: "Isn't it?"
Lord Patamon: "So how would you like to explain about the site?"
Tank Cop: "No."
Lord Patamon: "Oh, well… I'll ask that about the owner himself then."
Tank Cop: "Ah, yes. You do that while I go eat some steak."

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ANGRY MONSTER PENIS interview

Lord Patamon: "Hello."
Angry Monster Penis: "GRUU!"
Lord Patamon: "Right. Next one!"

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MISTER BIG T interview

Lord Patamon: "We are finally able to interview the man behind the plan himself, MISTER BIG T!"
MISTER BIG T: "Hola!"
Lord Patamon: "First of all, are you black?"
MISTER BIG T: "What?"
Lord Patamon: "Well, you tell people you have bigger penis and I thought that….."
MISTER BIG T: "Listen to me now buster. Ones penis or vagina or belly buttons size is about their genes, not their skin or hair color. Also, penis protes helps too."
Lord Patamon: "Wait, you have a penis protes?"
MISTER BIG T: "No, I said it helps. I did not say I have one."
Lord Patamon: "Ah, yes. Sorry. So, tell something about the place?"
MISTER BIG T: "Well, we have a special restaurant where the great chefs prepare 5 diffrent kind of meals per day."
Lord Patamon: "Wow! Your workers must really apreciate that."
MISTER BIG T: "Actually, my workers only use restaurant when it's not reserved."
Lord Patamon: "Who reserves it and when?"
MISTER BIG T: "Me! All the time!"
Lord Patamon: "…… Okay, what do you like to make more, horror or parody games?"
MISTER BIG T: "Well, making horror can be kinda hard for me since they take much longer. I can make fun of anything between earth and sky and the three walrus kings."
Lord Patamon: "Sounds like fun."
MISTER BIG T: "It is."
Lord Patamon: "You like Misato, right? So what makes you love her so much?"
MISTER BIG T: "For instance, she has big boobs. She has purple hair and lusty lips. She also has big boobs. Another great factor is that every morning she comes and rubs her belly saying blaargh and then drinks beer. Also, she has big boobs."
Lord Patamon: "You mentioned her boobs three times."
MISTER BIG T: "I know. I like them."
Lord Patamon: "Right. So why do you like Demon porn?"
MISTER BIG T: "No, not JUST Demon porn. It has to be demon dildo strap on porn!"
Lord Patamon: "Oh. Well, why that then?"
MISTER BIG T: "It's pretty."
Lord Patamon: "Hmmmm, okay… What about that dead weasel you smack people with? What's the thing behind that?"
MISTER BIG T: "It's….Dead weasel."
Lord Patamon: "I feel so dumb now."
MISTER BIG T: "Good."
Lord Patamon: "Anyway, thanks from this wonderful tour into your gaming hentai industry."
MISTER BIG T: "Over out!"

ERECT END!!!!!!!

[Lord Patamon]

Nice work Big T, is really fun see myself interviewing all the staff of givemebeer.tk :D

at least now I'm the "hero" or "main character" in a history

*bows before the audience and makes a Elvis Presley imitation* thank you, thank you, thank you :P :P