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Masturbation world record
#11
*shakes head*

The guys got guts. I would be just too embarrassed to own up to something like that.
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#12
in order for it to be official, record takers have to view the record being set/broken.. :shock:

Got proof?

P.S. my personal record is eight :oops:
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#13
I sugest there would be a atleast 5 man jury who watch you masturbate sampling the result of your ejaculation after you do your thing to judge if it counts ... now getting a good jury matters a lot as there is a fine diference in these 2 examples .. would you rather have the judge from tv series
JUDGE JUDY
or the judge from
SEXCOURT
... I think that with this diference I make my point .... now to accieve top score a masive supply of hentai porn and assistance from chosen judge should be all a healthy boy needs to get that score



and this is for men only you girls can break that on a minut basis -_-
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#14
No way i could beat it. i never masturbate. never have, never will. *hides his hairy palms* Hehe.
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#15
I'm with Anus on this. 36 in 24 hours? Please. If I go at it like a jackhammer, I can get three rounds off before the chick is even naked on the porn.

P.S. My record is 15 in about 3 hours. Twisted Only stopped because I didn't know they had a world record for this and I didn't have the energy to rewind the tape.

Bad pun: Now I have something to "shoot" for.

I shall report back when I beat it. The record that is. I'll have to "beat it" to beat it, but I'll just cum...COME back and tell you guys when I...(Frying pan to the Temporal bone from Renamon)

You make ONE MORE pud-wanking pun and I'll go get the 9 iron again!!!!! (Storms out with an annoyed groan)

:? With such a loving partner, it's a wonder I jerk-off at all.
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#16
Did they do any tests on him to see if he was on viagra at the time
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#17
i don't know but imy personal best is about 15 in a 24 hour period. it was at the time i discovered that fanticy girls treaned me better then the real thing. that you adult magizne industry.
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#18
'tis a hoax


Look around the site. There's a request-a-hoax thingy
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#19
...dammit. And we even fell for it. >_<

Hmm, I wonder whether there is an actual world masturbation record, though. I mean, weirder things have happened, right?

Hey, come to think of it, maybe it's still to be set! Awww-right!! I B TEH KING OF TEH RECORDS! *dashes off to buy some porn* lol
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#20
Be sure to record it so you can prove it to whoever's in charge of keeping track fo this stuff...and ot show us.
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