08-30-2003, 09:29 AM
Eh, It turned out to be a temporary thing. Looking at it now, it's all normal. Sorry to panic y'all. But while researching the problem, I found this:
"Another problem that men describe is the famous shrinking penis, and really what this is, is nothing more than the man gaining weight at the base of his penis. I explain this to my patients like this: If one has a five-foot tree and you mound three feet of dirt alongside the trunk, the tree may look like a two-foot tree, but it really is still a five-foot tree. So the treatment for that is simply losing weight, and if it's a persistent problem, then a plastic surgeon, on rare occasions, could do liposuction at the base of the penis. In general, though, unless you have something truly abnormal, you should learn to play with the cards you are dealt."
Well, that's bullshit. I'm too skinny for shit like that.
I also heard it could be stress. That's a possibility too. I've been dogsitting for the past week, and got hit with some skunk. I've spent the whole week repeadedly wrestling with a boxer/rotweiler mix while trying applying tomato paste to it and de-skunking the house.
Well, news you can yews.
"Another problem that men describe is the famous shrinking penis, and really what this is, is nothing more than the man gaining weight at the base of his penis. I explain this to my patients like this: If one has a five-foot tree and you mound three feet of dirt alongside the trunk, the tree may look like a two-foot tree, but it really is still a five-foot tree. So the treatment for that is simply losing weight, and if it's a persistent problem, then a plastic surgeon, on rare occasions, could do liposuction at the base of the penis. In general, though, unless you have something truly abnormal, you should learn to play with the cards you are dealt."
Well, that's bullshit. I'm too skinny for shit like that.
I also heard it could be stress. That's a possibility too. I've been dogsitting for the past week, and got hit with some skunk. I've spent the whole week repeadedly wrestling with a boxer/rotweiler mix while trying applying tomato paste to it and de-skunking the house.
Well, news you can yews.