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The Big Two-Oh!
#1
Well, this is it.
I am now twenty.
Twenty years old.
7,300 days old.
Me oh my.
Ain't that some shit.
Legal Adult.
630,720,000 seconds young.
Responsibilities and independence.

..........KILL.........ME............ :x

Oh well. In celebration of this, a new username, and a brand new sig I whipped up reflecting my wonderous acheivement.

May the rest of you be lucky enough to die before you become this old. :D

With the looming horror that is the noose of adulthood around his neck, Anus tries desperatley to escape the trap to his childhood by grawing off a limb.
However, in the confusion of his panicked state, and with his relative inexperience at biting off bits of himself, he just ends up biting his tongue really hard.
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#2
congradu-fuckin-lations! even tho i dont think your too happy bout it ;)

And nice to see return of teh anus individual, and loving the sig ;)
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#3
hmm.... well... so i should be dead for a year now... I AM 21... so i am ROTTING for a year now... ARGH.... well... hope you have a good day...
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#4
happy bday to you
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#5
Yeah, happy birthday from me, too! (altho you don't make it sound like a very happy occasion... maybe I should be glad I'm not quite there yet... hehehe...)
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#6
I still have another year before i hit the second line of double digits. Congrats and Happy Birthday, Anus.
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#7
If you die at 20, then I've been wasting away for the last 9 years :P I'm all skeleton by now. lol lol lol
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#8
Thanks for all your well wishes.

Pheh. Adulthood is just scary. I mean, I have been living on my own and supporting myself between University and my job ( and the frequent family crisises) for the past three years, but I guess it's just anxiety I got. I mean, I can't be a kid anymore! My youth is gone! I can never go back to those carefree days of...uh...getting yelled at by adults...getting beaten up by my brother...not having any money...not being of legal age to view porn...or have sex...or drive...

....aw, fuck it...ADULTHOOD IS GONNA ROCK!!!!!!!! :D :D

Thanks, guys!
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#9
Anus Individual 20 Wrote:....aw, fuck it...ADULTHOOD IS GONNA ROCK!!!!!!!! :D :D
Except when it involves the law.
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#10
Anus, you should really consider art school. Your style is perfect for political cartoons and such. You do alot better than what you give your such credit for. As your attorney I suggest you do so immediately. (attorney joke with Darkfox :P)

But seriously man, think about your art. I bet with some art schooling, and some coloring skills, you can present yourself as either a free lance artist or conceptual artist for design teams on computer games, tv shows and the like.
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