08-02-2003, 01:51 PM
Better that than with people who actually know me and then see me acting like a weirdo.
"Okay, so I'm a male lion. My dick is massive and fearsome. Laura, I cast a seduction spell on you. We're gonna get it on now."
"..............yeeeeaah, listen, I think I'm just gonna step outside for a minute, or however long it takes me to get from the front door to my car. And you can go ahead and cancel Tuesday night too, you fucking freak."
"Okay, so I'm a male lion. My dick is massive and fearsome. Laura, I cast a seduction spell on you. We're gonna get it on now."
"..............yeeeeaah, listen, I think I'm just gonna step outside for a minute, or however long it takes me to get from the front door to my car. And you can go ahead and cancel Tuesday night too, you fucking freak."