Powder Rune (Nanashi)
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Ha ha, I'm just wondering. I've done many embarrassing things in my life, what about you guys? Though I can only name a few... XD
- The time I jumped off a desk and yelled, "SUPERMAN!" and then tripped in fell in front of the class.
- When in drama class, we were supposed to strike poses and say our names, and then repeat in a circle... I got down on one knee, pointed up the opposite hand (the great superhero pose) and called out my name.
- I was talking to my friend on the phone, and then suddenly went, "GO GO Power Rangers! Nah, nah nah, nah nah..."
- My first time on a DDR machine with my brother. I couldnt step on the panels worth crap and missed everything. Guys in the background whispered, "God, those people suck,"
- When I was running (you know how you flail your arms forward and backwards when you do a such), and accidently rammed my friend in the place where the dun doesn't shine with my fist. Ouch.
- Leapfrogging over someone. My pants fell down.
XDDD; Okay, that's not all, but hey... you know enough. I would love to read someone else's moments ^_^
Embarrasing moments? Hm, well...
--The time I let out my ki too strongly in my karate class and pissed myself. (HI-*YAAAAAH*! "Oh, *fuck*...")
--The time I tried to ask this one girl out and ended up stuttering for forty-five seconds into her face before she walked away ("W-w-w-w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-l-like--" "Get the fuck *away* from me!"
Yeah, that's about all *I'm* disclosin' for now.
agz, embarrassed. Well, not really, but...
Man, where do I begin? my life is an embaresment lol...from asking out girls to just sitting like a dork in class I've had some stupid shit happen to me.
-I got pantsed in the 5th grade by my girlfriend at the time, right in the middle of the whole playground.
-I was overdosing on weed laced with coke in gr.7 french class, I was as I remember turning like dead pale...to make matters worse my teacher always called me up to read the date cause I was the worst french speaker, I couldn't get a word out before I had to leave and throw up in the bathroom lol....suffice to say thats one of the reasons I don't smoke anymore lol.
I'll add more when they come to me...like literally cause I got a lot lol.
More from Df!
-I drank a whole can of beer at my brothers party before realizing it was used as an ash tray prior to my arrival lol.
-I went on the spider at a carnival 18 times, 18th time was when I was hanging half way out of the cart puking my brains out lol.
-When I was 5yr's old some 13yr old skank had a problem with my older brother, so instead of taking it up with him, she came, knee'd me in the balls several times, punched me in the face, grabbed me by the hair and swung me around 2 times before throwing me face first towards the ground.
-Trying to sing certain songs by Smashing Pumpkins when Billy Corgan's voice goes super high, then mine cracks....or as I like to call it, shatters hehe.
-Leaving a funeral home in tears and screaming Fuck in the middle of downtown about 5 times...each time getting a little louder. :oops:
-Accidentally almost paralizing myself by doing a wrestling ariel onto a matress...my feet met my shoulders.
-Getting a ladder drop kicked into the back of my head during a BYWing battle royal.
-I wore extremely tight jeans during the whole gr.9....my friends still won't let this one go lol.
-Getting up in the middle of class screaming "What the fuck are you doing!?" at my gr.7 jamiacan(sp?) english teacher after he caught me reading my copy of Sonic #53, he grabbed it and tore it up, so I stood up and kicked a desk over lol
-I miss pronouce names and words....very...very...VERY fucking often.
-Me and my friends were just mummbling/singing wrestling intro lyrics and we were singing Vince Mcmahon's and I though during one part he said "Rucous" that stupid buzz word people say, thought he said it to be like popular and cool...turns out it's "puppets" so I made a complete ass out of myself lol...which goes hand in hand with the incident above me lol.
Anyways yeah, heres another swank load of embarassing moments by myself....I'll post even more whenever I feel like making an ass out of myself lol...any questions about how or why the fuck I acted so stupid, go nuts lol.
Powder Rune (Nanashi)
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XDDDDDDDD OMG... lots of embarrassing moments in life. How I cant count them all... I bet I cant outnumber both of you, but here are some more...
- When I asked my mom one day, "How old was I when I was 2?"
- When mother said, "I don't know what it is." and I immediately replied, "Oh. What is it?"
- Another one with mom. She called me out of my room once. I jumped at the door, opened it so fast, and tried to walk out of it all at once. My shoe stopped the door, and I walked RIGHT INTO the thin, vertical part of it and smashed my face. She was standing right there. God I felt like an ass.
- Playing hockey in gym. I tripped, fell, and slide to the other side of the wall from my current spot. Everyone who was playing (around 100 or so people) were watching.
- Playing soccor. I ran into this guy 3 grades ahead of me so hard that I did a 360 degree turn and smashed into the ground.
- Told my family that I was called a whore and laughed about it... XD; Jeez they werent into it.
- When I ran my bike into a bush, somersaulted around twice through the air, and got caught in a bunch of branches. Friends were watching. *shudders*
- Had headphones on in class while my CD player was going. It was playing Japanese... and I was singing out loud with it louder than I thought... heh heh...
- The MANY, many times my mom mentioned bras, periods, and panties around my brother and father. She has gone. Too. Far. Being female is stinky.
XD DARN Im out of ideas at the moment. Oh well, laugh yourselves to hell, like I care. Muahahaha!
Nanashi Wrote:The MANY, many times my mom mentioned bras, periods, and panties around my brother and father. She has gone. Too. Far. Being female is stinky.
@_@ I always thought us males were supposed to be the overly fragrant ones. I see I am misinformed. ^_^
More embarrassing moments...NOW!
--The times I have walked out of my room with my ULTRA BED-HEAD OF *DOOM* sticking up every which way, thinking that It's just family in the house--only to realize that hey, I just walked into a room full of guests who have never seen my any messier. Embarassing, but it's kinda funny to see them stare (to visualize my bedhead, imagine Chuckie from Rugrats with black hair). ^_^
--Due to thinking faster than I can speak (and ADHD, bastard disorder), I stutter rather regularly. Usually it's small, something that can be pretty much ignored, maybe one extra letter on a word. Sometimes, though, I can stutter my way right into stupidity (like the time I had the answer in a class and stuttered for a minute and a half before someone slapped me on the back and I screamed "THE FUCKING TREATY OF VERSAILLES!" at the top of my lungs.)
-Getting beaten by my little brother at armwrestling when I was in 6th grade in front of about 50 people.
-Getting a new pair of jeans in 7th grade and wearing them to school...and forgetting to take off all stickers and stuff that were still on them.
-Accidentally passing the ball to someone on the other team during basketball tryouts in 8th grade.
-Also sometime in middle school, casually referring to another boy as "tall, dark, and handsome," before realizing that it made me sound like I was gay. Nevermind that I was, it was still embarassing.
-Two years ago, looking at porn on my computer when a friend came over. He knocked on the door and I quickly closed Internet Explorer and let him in, only to find a damn pop-up ad come up on the screen about 2 minutes later when he was standing in the room talking to me.
-Spilling coffee all over myself and my book in a bookstore last year. I ran out of there and took my pants off in the car. Then I saw some ladies in another car trying to get my attention. Turns out that I had left my backpack on the roof of my car in my rush to get out of there, so I had to open the door to be able to reach far enough to grab it. This was enough to reveal to them that I wasn't wearing any pants. Actually, that was kind of funny.
That's all I'll reveal. There have been worse (much, much worse) but I don't think sharing them will do me much good. I'm sure I've got the worst one of all on this whole board.
C'mon, keep going with these. Reading about other people's embrassing moments is actually really comforting. Makes me feel like I'm not as bad off as I thought.
Go on, let 'em out. It'll feel good.
You lot think you've got it bad... *shakes head*
I was at work, 9am, Monday (DAMN IT!)
Someone was really bugging me so I thought I'd get some revenge.
I secretly pinted off a tinsy bit of hentai (digimon of course)
And, because I knew he liked the show yet didn't let anyone know, I put the picture on his desk upside down and wrote on the back "I know your secret..."
He got REAL pissed and guessed it was me from the face I was making.
He walked over, cool as ice... and fucking floored me. OW MY NOSE!
He then screw it up in his hand and got me on the head with it.
OMFG... I quit straight away and left so fast I got whiplash!
I hope not too many of those people spotted the picture... Bad enough getting floored with everyone watching...
*shudder* Bad memory...
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