03-30-2011, 02:25 PM
"There isn't an engine in that car, but squirrels on a giant hamster wheel."
"It's not a pussy magnet if you get flipped off by kids in car seats."
"I smell burnt rice."
"Who left the weedeater running?"
"Put stickers on it. Stickers make it go faster."
"You'd have a better chance picking up chicks if you rode Psycho Backlasher around town like a little horsie."
Really, I could keep going. And I'm half-asleep to boot.
"It's not a pussy magnet if you get flipped off by kids in car seats."
"I smell burnt rice."
"Who left the weedeater running?"
"Put stickers on it. Stickers make it go faster."
"You'd have a better chance picking up chicks if you rode Psycho Backlasher around town like a little horsie."
Really, I could keep going. And I'm half-asleep to boot.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
