Let's try this shit again, shall we?
I'm actually going to put a few rules in place this time around:
1. The stories have to be long. Long enough that I'm going to want to kill you before, during, and after I'm finished.
2. No overly-long paragraphs. One or two large paragraphs is fine, but if the entire story consists of 5+ lines in a single paragraph (on the wide-screen forum, that is), it's hard to comment on.
3. There has to be some plot to the story. Sex is fine, just give me something else to latch onto.
4. Avoid Xros Wars stuff. I know nothing about it, so it's like Muhammad Ali commentating on a Starcraft tournament; awesome, if pointless.
5. There is no fifth rule.
6. I am now deliberately wasting your time.
I'm actually going to put a few rules in place this time around:
1. The stories have to be long. Long enough that I'm going to want to kill you before, during, and after I'm finished.
2. No overly-long paragraphs. One or two large paragraphs is fine, but if the entire story consists of 5+ lines in a single paragraph (on the wide-screen forum, that is), it's hard to comment on.
3. There has to be some plot to the story. Sex is fine, just give me something else to latch onto.
4. Avoid Xros Wars stuff. I know nothing about it, so it's like Muhammad Ali commentating on a Starcraft tournament; awesome, if pointless.
5. There is no fifth rule.
6. I am now deliberately wasting your time.
In soviet goggles, Russia does nothing.