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[Kerberos]

Hey everyone. I was told by my friend, Maahes to join this site. So here I am. Let the party begin.

[Adym]

Hey that's me!

Welcome and have yourself a look around (when you get the time)! Meet some people! Of course it's only a matter of time before you meet Psycho... He usually greets everybody!

But, anyways... Welcome!

[Ninja_Kharlan]

Run, run while Psycho isn't here yet!!
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

[Bee]

Hey, warning new people is my job.

Welcome aboard nonetheless.

[Ninja_Kharlan]

I regret to inform you that I'm the new employee. Hired over New Years.

[Bee]

*looks up at my Mod Squad banner, and your lack of a banner*

....right.

[Ninja_Kharlan]

Not for modding, just door greeter.

[Shadowknight]

Welcome to the forums. Pleae enjoy your complimentary gifts for joining, *Begins hurling random objects at Kerboros* Your complimentary barbell and weight set, minivan, rabid squirrels, kitchen sink, fridge, keg, digimon knife and sword set, and of course your very own bound and gagged renamon! *Small white and black cat whispers in his ear* Huh, that's strange. I'm told we can't find our supply of renamon, weird. Well enjoy all your other gifts and enjoy your stay.

[DragonMasterX]

Psst, they didn't survive the inquisition by the holy church of angry housewives and Gatomon. Kept calling them sluts or something like that.

In other news, the local cookie factory has burnt up and kids are gathering to smell the cookie scent downtown, caution is adviced as the chemicals of the gaseous clouds are turning them all into blue-furred monsters with rolling eyes that keep begging for chocolate-chip cookies.

A suitable welcome for our new member. Cookie-Monster apocalypse!

[Shadowknight]

Slashmon: oh sonuva, did you two usher in the apocalypse again!?

Uhm, no? *Kicks a barrel of kerosene and a box of cookies underneath the sofa*