Who Wants Cake?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

cake is evil.

[DragonMasterX]

Am I late? I found this one trying to escape...
*Puts Vanilla Cake in the table*

DMX: So you thought you could go out and bring chaos, eh!?

No reply.

DMX: You are the diffiult one, huh!? Let's see what you say at this!
*pulls knife from pocket*

No reply.

DMX: You damned little thing! Take this! HAH!
*slices Cake*

DMX: Another one falls to the justice!

*Eats Cake*

DMX: I always said it, 'Justice was always tasty!'
Who wants more justice?

[senjuro]

One slice of justice for me, please.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

If cake is evil... and a slice of cake is justice,
then justice... is also evil.

[DragonMasterX]

Yeah, Justice IS at the same time sort of Evil, sometimes...
Haven't you heard of ying-yang?
*senses danger*
DMX: Oh no, you won't get out!
*catches cake chocolate cake with cream*

This one explains everything, white in the outside, black in the inside...
But no matter, I'll eat both sides!

*slices and eat chocolate cake*

[Gunter VanCrimson]

.................

they say chocolate is nature's viaghra.

[Shadowknight]

CAKE!! *grabs a cake and eats it whole in one bite* YUMMY *grabs stomach in pain* too much cake I must roll a 1d20 saving throw against vomitting *rolls die* TWO!! This won't end well *runs to bathroom*

[Gunter VanCrimson]

...................
seriously, I heard from somewhere that chocolate is nature's viaghra.

(I hope he doesnt slip in there.)

[DragonMasterX]

Why does cake run out so fast?
And why does everyone ignores gunter?
Why am I spamming so early?

[senjuro]

Gunter, apparently there is only a very slight biochemical difference between the chemicals in chocolate and the chemicals your body synthesizes after sex. They don't FEEL even remotely the same, but to your body, there's only very little difference.