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Texas bans ALL marriage!
#1
Funniest shit I've heard in a long while!



Yes, Texas accidentally banned all marriage due to poor wording in their Amendment, and now they're trying to pass another Amendment to counteract the first. That's the equivalent to having a sinking ship, and building another ship to prevent the first one from sinking.
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#2
It's a pretty funny story, but pointing out the hypocrisy was a little heavy-handed.
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#3
Somehow, I'm not surprised.
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#4
Oh Texas.

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#5
Yeah. Texas. They're funny. Like all the stuff California gets into or how Kansas banned teaching evolution once. Or even the A-hole that runs my state. If anyone should get to see a female from a South American country on a holiday, it should be me. I'm not a married Republican official.
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#6
This just goes to show that people should just get over gay marriage and stop trying to ban it. You'll just end up looking like an idiot.
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#7
Uh... okay.
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#8
Mmmm, legislated bigotry. I fucking love the US. <<< sarcasm
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#9
I always did wish they would do away with any legal definition of marriage. But I imagin they'll change the Texas constitution pretty quick.
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