12-14-2009, 11:33 AM
Assist-Kat: Meowr~ <3 Hi there everybody! Assist-Kat here, Ray's personal assistant and proofreading feline extraordinaire, with a message from the Chief! *ahem ahem* The Chief says;
"I HAVE EXAMS THIS WEEK AND NEXT."
Assist-Kat: Nyaa~! He sounds very excited, don't you think?
Dog of Destiny: *wide eyed and monotonous* O _ O I think he's in pain.
Assist-Kat: Mew~! Oh silly Dog of Destiny! The Chief feels no pain!
*Ray's anguished voice can be heard faintly in the background* STUDYING BURNS MEEEE-
Assist-Kat: Prrr~ Silly Dog of Destiny always says ominous things! Chief uses him to see the future! Nyaa~ But I think its BULLSHIT- *covers mouth with little paws* Whoopsie! Mew~! I mean Dog of Destiny only sees the future in PASTRY!!
Dog of Destiny: O _ O I like buns...
Assist-Kat: So Dog of Destiny, what do the buns say about Ray's exams?
Dog of Destiny:
Assist-Kat: Mrowr~ (Pay no attention to those three people, they are Chief's HAREM and also Dog of Destiny's loyal slaves!) DOOM is a really fun game! Shooting demons is fun! Mew~!
Dog of Destiny: O _ O
Assist-Kat: Oh, oh, you're right Dog of Destiny, I almost forgot the rest of chief's message! Prrrr~ Chief says he'll be busy for this week and the next, so he might not get a chance to post in his RPs, so he says the GMs are free to static him if that happens, or take control of his characters, Nyaa~ BUT DON'T FRIGGIN KILL HIM, YA!?
Dog of Destiny: O _ O
Assist-Kat: You're absolutely right, Dog of Destiny! There IS a high death rate in this situation! Mrrrowr~ Even now, for just studying, Chief looks like THIS-
Ray: *looking up from his maths book* HISSSSSSS.
Assist-Kat and Dog of Destiny: *hugging each other in the corner and trembling* He's scary, mew~! T^T
Dog of Destiny: O _ O So please wish Chief luck...
Assist-Kat: Nyaaa~! And till next time every body! *waves and logs off Ray's computer to look at kitty porn*
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"