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I recently got a new coffeemaker, to replace my equally new, but roach attractant Coffeemaker.

When I left for San Antonio, I made a pot that morning, and nothing was wrong with it. When we got back, Tuesday, I was in desperate need of a coffee fix. So I made a pot.

It took forever, like the water pump is clogged. Not only that, it makes it so much stronger, and there is so little coffee produced.

It reminds me of an old Jodie from ROTC:

"...they say in the army, the coffee's mighty fine, it looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine..."

I can't figure it out. I've washed out the resevoir and the lift assembly thoroughly. The only thing left for me to do to it, is to disassemble it, and run a q-tip through the water pump.

The make of my old coffeemaker is Hamilton Beach Brewmaster, the kind that you just press your mug against. It's a great coffeemaker, but, it attracts bugs like nobodies business.

My new coffeemaker is a Black & Decker. I used to love it. But, now, I don't know.

Is this just a dirty coffeemaker, or should I dig out that receipt?

Should I run the risk of losing parts, and disassemble it to clean it out?

Or should I whip out the sealant, and try and seal the old maker from the bugs?

I wanna know. And I want my coffee.
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#2
dig out the receipt, man.
I get the candy bar thing a lot from people, and I'm great because I bring out the best in people even in their most challenging moments!!!
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#3
Ditch the caffeine addiction. There are better ways in life to keep yourself up and going. Like a good challenge.

Or turn it to chocolate addiction.
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#4
Can't help it. I love the taste of coffee.

Update: I tried making the grind coarser on my beans, and it no longer looks like muddy water or tastes like turpentine. Slow as a mofo still, though.
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#5
Good for you. But if it bothers you too much......... turn it to the love of coffee candies.
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#6
Besides, my Caffine Addiction is the least of my worries.

There's the whole smoking thing, of both cigarettes, and *ahem* other stuff, then there's Renamon addiction, and my addiction to this board.

Well, I'm off to make a fresh pot.

Oh, and candy's bad for your teeth.
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#7
Everything is bad for you. It's just moderation. Or something like that.
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#8
Everything that tastes good or feels good is bad for you, but, I digress.

I've been eyeing the water pump off of my car, and my coffeemaker. Thinkin' on an "upgrade".

But, how does one adapt a Water Pump off of a Ford to a Coffeemaker?
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#9
Sorry, I am not a mad scientist to know that.
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#10
did you change your coffee filters when you changed the maker? if you have different filters that could make it slower because really even if the the water is only coming out in a slow trickle it shouldn't affect the speed the coffee is made by much because most coffee makers have the filter half or more full of water at all times (unless it is almost done obviously) try a few different filter types before you return it or upgrade it with your car... because i can't see that working in your favor... *pictures the coffee maker exploding*
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