The Person Below Me

[DragonMasterX]

Not yet.

The person below me noticed I got the 10k here ;P

[Kurtz]

Bastard! *grabs and rattles him* I WANTED 10K!

The person below knows that was a joke.

[DragonMasterX]

I'm not laughing.

The person below me is scared.

[Kurtz]

*hides behind DMX's huge figure*

The person below me likes Conker.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: You ain't from here, right?

Conker: Nope. I come from the 21th century.

DMX: HEY! You pulled that on me bastard! *Morphs into Kaiser, flames erupting from his nostrils followed by hot steam*

Conker: This isn't going to end good. *Steps back*

K-DMX: *Leans on all fours and spreads his wings, then bares his gigantic sharp fangs in front of the squirrel*

Conker: *Looks up hopefully* Hey, where's the light-bulb?

K-DMX: *Leans one of his three tails holding a Context sensitive pad*

Conker: *Gulps* Uhh, you know I know a very hot chick with huge breasts?

DMX: *Suddenly there normally* Deal. Where's she?!

Conker: *Points at the barn* Just go around.

DMX: *Runs around the barn and sees a VERY tall and immensly doted sunflower with huge stigmas* Hey!!

Conker: Always works.

The person below me's cracking up wildly.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *standing above the barn laughing hardly*

The person below me takes that as an insult.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: *Snaps fingers and a plane crashes over the barn* I like that. But it's too old *Snaps fingers again and a trasatlantic crushes over the crushed plane* That's more like it.

The person below me needs a watermelon.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Medic! Boobies needed! *crushed under lots of stuff*

The person below me will grant what is needed?

[DragonMasterX]

It's not fun when you ask for it.

The person below me will retry.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *almost KO'D still underneath huge pile of stuff*

The person below me has weapons of mass destruction hidden in his armpits.