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Cuz Pirates make a lot of random noise and ninja's are deadly when silent.
Why cant all computers have the top performace graphic card so we can play any game we want?
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Crimson: It's because of the dark forces of the Game Marketing Staff.
Marketing Staff Guy: *chuckles darkly whilst counting a large stack of gold coins in front of him*
Crimson: Or maybe it's because Bill Gates is losing 700 dollars per XBox360 sold.
What happens if I throw a penny off of the Sears Tower?
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It will form a lethal, skull-crushing penny projectile, harming a single, unsuspecting innocent.
Why go 'moo'?
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Cuz being 'Meh' is boring and dull.
Why can't I eat burgers and salad all days?
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Because the mutant cows won't let you.
Why are slopes and intercepts so hard? >_<
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Because they are made of steel, generally.
Why do all Football players fake their injuries to have free shots?
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Cuz those players are rookies...
Why did it get so damn cold here all of a sudden?!
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Because I'm not there? lol
Why is green tea so yummy?
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Crimson: Because it spiked all the lemon tea!
What is the definition of irony?
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Something that has the attributes of iron.
Why is my chair spinning?