War of the worlds(digimon vs superhumans)

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Shiwen:oh god oh god yesssssssssssssss*grabs sabres buttocks and starts forcing him into her*

Menill:*phone rings*oh crap...hello?...who? er she's kinda busy now...yeah...ill tell her...*hangs up*fuck...

[Master Grim]

Neutral - Hm? *looks at Menill curiously* I take it that wasn't a social call?

Sabre - >.< *faster, harder, one helluva lot louder*Ah, Shiw-ah! *grips her sides*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Menill:no....it wasn't*hangs head*this is my fault...

shiwen:*licks sabre's left nipple*mmmmn i love you sabre...Wuah!!*humvee falls onto side due to the massive energy from sabre's thrusting leaving shiwen on top of sabre*[/i]

[Master Grim]

OOC: ... 0.o He wasn't doing it that hard...

Sabre - :shock: Oops.

Neutral - :shock: ... >X3 Mm! ... Mm! ... MM-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *doubles up laughing at turned humvee*

[Kurtz]

Nath's head turned, and he watched as the humvee turned over. He tried to stop himself from laughing, but, a few seconds later, he burst out laughing. "MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"

[Master Grim]

Neutral - *recovers a bit* Damn, they must really be going at it!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

OOC:menill is upset about...something else.

Shiwen:*still a little shaken*wow you must really be good to tip a 4 ton humvee...

Menill:*walks over to the humvee* are you two done? i have a message for my sister....a personnal message from...someone...

[amaterasu]

Ice and Dark:*sweatdrops*
*time freezes as a massive dark figure approaches*
mdf:I'm here.
Ice:No.
mdf:And I'm closer than you think.
Fire:WHERE ARE YOU?
mdf:Look up.
Dark:*looks up and sees an airship*IT'S THE NEGLA!
Light:No.
mdf:You don't stand a chance.
Ice:Let's take this somewhere else,I won't let you hurt anyone else here.
mdf:Fine.*airship NEGLA disappears*The center of the city in 10 minutes.
Ice:Fine.
*time resumes*
Ice:*writes something on a note and hands it to Neutral*Give it to Shiwen and Menill when you can,we have to go.*the dragons disappear*

[That One Internet Guy]

Spartan-79 suddenly woke up.

"WAT I MISS?!?!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.

[Kurtz]

Nath chuckled, and walked over to Spartan-79. "You missed... that." He then pointed to the toppled Humvee, still trying to recover from his previous outburst.