06-03-2003, 08:46 AM
Wigi wigi wild wild west! -Digimon lemon for Iceflame 88's contest by MISTER BIG T
After MISTER BIG T made the Bam bam shiga wang lemon, AIDS (All Intelligent Digimon Servants) got angry from it, saying a vampire becoming a digi emperor was uncool. They also sued MISTER BIG T for not using word destined heroes in a digimon lemon. MISTER BIG T was sentenced to write another lemon to make up for it. This was a automatic recording. *peep*
It was relaxing summer day. Gay squirrels were playing with their nuts, squirrels were fucking holes into trees and most of all, it was peaceful. JUST THEN A EXPLOSIVE BABY MAN CAME! He made babies head EXPLODE and everyone lived in terror! However ancient writings tell that few destined heroes (See? No more lawsuits!) come to kill, destroy and slay this evil power who can make babies heads EXPLODE!
We join (some of) our heroes, Yolei and Renamon who are playing 'penis-pussy-condom', a perverted version of 'paper-rock-scissors' game made up by TK. "Penis!" "Pussy!" "Penis goes into pussy!" "No! The pussy eats the penis!" "TK.. What were the rules again?" TK made a huge grin. "Well you see, hahahaha… When situation like this comes, you need to take off some of your clothing!" "WHAT?" "I'm naked already, you want me to shave?" asked Renamon, while tilting her head. "Ummm… Let's play a another game… It's toss the hat!" said TK taking hold of his hat. "So what is the object in this game?" TK smiled again and opened the zipper in his pants and took hold of his erect dick. "You toss the hat and if it land on the magical staff, you can ride it." "It's easy when the staff is that big!" "But then again, the hat is small…" Renamon tries first and the hat lands on TK's penis. Then it was Yoleis turn. The hat did touch the tip for few seconds, but then it dropped to ground. "Awww!" "Don't worry, that was good enough for you too to take a ride! (Oh boy, threesome here I come!)" "Yay! You are so nice!" Anyway, the two hot chicks came closer to TK and began kissing his dick. TK's grin was gone and it was replaced with a passionate look. They rubbed it with their cheeks and licked all it's length. TK whimpered as he felt great ecstasy of being cared by two chicks at the sametime! Suddenly both of the women did quit and TK was left all alone. For 2 seconds. Now all naked boobs of Yolei came to his sight. They were even bigger than he had thought, D cups perhabs? She bought the close enough to his face, so he could give them a kiss. Yolei sighed, as TK began tickling her nipples with his tongue. Suddenly, he got a anotherkind of feeling, when Renamon inserted his penis between her boobs. They were even bigger than Yoleis, maybe because of her digimon blood? Anyway, she rubbed all the way to bottom of his penis, pinching her nipples and squeezing her tits together. A little above her, Yolei was moaning, while keeping her eyes shut. Suddenly, she backed away, forcing TK let go off her tit. "What's the matter?" he asked. Yolei giggled and went down near Renamon. The two exchanged a small passionate kiss and then Yolei too joined the titfuck action. TK was in heaven, two hot babes rubbing his erect dick with their volptrous tits. "Uuhh.. . Yeaaaah…" he moaned when the two hotties were giving him this wonderful feeling. The girls began licking the tip of the penis, while stil rubbing their tits all over his erect dick. Their wet pussies made sounds everytime they moved. GLUP GLUP GLUP! They also rubbed their nipples together, adding more pleasure to themselfs. Suddenly TK blasted his cum all over the faces of both women. "I… I never come so fast… I-impossible…" sighed TK.
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"Oh no! It's the Exploding baby man!" "Hahahah! Give me your babies!" "NOO! Please! I went through pregnancy already once, don't force me to go through it again!" "Sorry, I am destined to make babies heads EXPLODE!!!" "Not so fast villain!" Both Exploding baby man and the woman with baby gazed at the direction of voice. There stood a man wearing blue cape where there was letter DE and he wore a halloween mask wich was pumpkin. Other than that, he was naked. "I am the DIGI EMPEROR!! Oooh… Yeah…." "You are a super hero? What's your power?" Ken gave a grin."I become erect everytime I hear my name! DIGI EMPEROR! DIGI EMPEROR! Mmmmmm….. C'mon! Rub my tits!" Exploding baby man gave a loud sigh and faced the woman again. "AS I WAS SAYING…… I will make your babys head EXPLODE! After that I-" "Hold on. Are you violating this womans rights?" "Uhhh, no." "You are! You are violating her civil rights!" "……" "People in this world are violating each others civil rights! And it's up to me, a half mexican to stop them!" screamed Ken while he threw a dagger towards Exploding baby man. (I wonder where he keeps them? Uhhh… Then again, I better not think.) However, the villain took hold of the dagger, before it was even close of hitting him. "W-what? How? No one can avoid the dagger of DIGI EMPEROR!!! Oh YEAH! Say my name bitch!" Ken reached behind his cloack and pulled a large whip. He then slashed the whip and there was a loud yell of pain. The Exploding baby man had a bloody scar over his cheek. "You… You are one of the destined??" "Huh?" "Forget it! I'm not gonna stay here any longer!" said the evil man, throwing a egg like bomb onto floor. A gray like smoke began coming from the egg, like there was no tomorrow! When the smoke was finally gone, so was the Exploding baby man. "Are you allright madam?" said Ken, taking hold of the womans chin. "Yes… Thank you so much… How may I ever repay you?" "Well now! There are multiple ways to THANK ME…"
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"Master! What has happened to you?" asked a man in white lab coat from bloody Exploding baby man. "Contact Team Terminate… This situation just went too far." "No! Not Team Terminate!" "LISTEN TO ME! I don't like those morons either, but now they might be our only hope!"
IN THE HEADQUARTERS OF TEAM TERMINATE…….
"Yeehaw! Ride my digi staff bitch!" "I'm not bitch! I'm just horny!" "Yeah, whatever." The couple having sex was no other than Patomon, Alice and Kari. Alice lowered herself on top of Patomons erect dick and began jumping up and down. Kari sighed. "Morons, that's not how you do it. Must I show you everything?" "Please show boss!" said Patomon beggin under Alice. Kari came closer to couple and threw Alice aside. She then went to all fours, while spreading her dripping wet pussy. "You come and insert inside HERE." She whimpered, while rubbing her clit. Patomon came closer to her and gave it a quick kiss. Then he did what Kari ordered, inserted his penis inside her. She let out a moan as she felt Patomons erect length inside her. She moved her hips towards him, inserting more of him inside. BUT JUST THEN!
SFX: "Beep! BEEP! BEEEEEEEP!"
Alice:" Eeep!"
Kari:" Answer that, bitch!"
Alice: "Okies."
Voice over phone: "The birds have left the base!"
Alice: "Uhh, intresting."
Voice over phone: "…..It's the code for you to come to work! Didn't you study the coding sheet?"
Alice pondered for a moment. Coding sheet? Was it the one she used as a substitute for a toiletpaper?
Alice: "Uhh, yeah. It was very...Helpful."
Voice over phone: "Well, we need you to come and kill the DIGI DESTINED."
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At the sametime, Ken was masturbating with RAGE, while watching Chi Chi finger fuck Bulmas ass in television. Bulma: "Can you find the balls?" Chi Chi: "No, I think I burried them too deep…" DIGI EMPEROR: "This cartoon kicks ass! Wait, who the heck are those people?" Ken noticed, TK, Renamon and Yolei hugging and kissing naked. (Well, expect for Renamon, she didn't shave.) It was more than enough Ken could take and so he jumped outside from window, dropping right in the middle of this group. "Aieee! DIGI EMPEROR?!" "Mmm…YES! Say my name! " "Digi…Uhhh, emperor?" "No! Not like that!" "…" However, a sudden BOOOM sound came and everything was covered with smoke. "We are the Team Terminate! And you are about to die!" However, thanks to wonders of thing called PLOT DEVICE the attempt to kill the destined turned into them wanting to have sex with them. Alice kissed Yolei on her lips, while rubbing her neck. At the sametime, Patomon attacked Renamon with razor blade in attempt of shaving her and revealing her nipples. (…..No…NO….) Anyway, without her fur Renamon looked even more humanoid like. Minus the fox head and the HUUUUUUGE boobs. Patomon couldn't stand the greatness and so he dived in closer and kissed the beautiful digimons nipples. She bent her head back a little and gave a lustful moan as she was treated by the little digimon. Kari was busy kissing Ken all over, while rubbing his all erect dick. Rubbing it gently, she made some pre cum apear from it. The sight was more than she could take and so she gently took it in her mouth and licked it, sucking off it's juices. Ken groaned and rubbed her head slightly, combing her hair. At the sametime, Patomon was bussy humping between the boobs of Renamon, while pinching her nipples. He also was rubbing her neck, adding even more pleasure to her and making her pussy drenched wet. She slowly moved her hand lower, touching her wet pussy, rubbing it. Her body suddenly jerked as Patomon came, sending some cum into her unsuspecting mouth and around her body. At the sametime, Kens balls were licked and sucked by the Kari who was masturbating herself, while doing it. Deepthroating him and wanting his cum inside her mouth, she took it outside her mouth, licking the tip of the penis. "Shoot it in my mouth…" she said, jerking his erect staff of love, squeezing her eyes shut. Ken couldn't take it no more, he came straight in her mouth. She slowly swallowed. Ken took hold of her ass and made her turn around. "It's my turn…" At the sametime, Yolei and Alice were rubbing their bare naked pussys together, making wet sounds as they felt a entirely newkind of ecstasy. Bending forward, Yolei gave a passionate tongue kiss to Alice. At sametime, Renamon was busy masturbating herself, with Patomon licking her butt and fingering it. Ken was doing same to Kari, but nevermind. Anyway, Patomon was licking and tasting her magnificent anus, seeing how her pussy juice was flowing across her inner thigh. She gooed like a baby as she received a orgasm. At sametime, both Alice and Yolei gave out a passionate moan as they came against each other. And yes, Kari came from Ken, but the less we hear about them, the better it is.
JUST THEN! Something no one, not even the maker of this lemon did predict happened. A man named Onslow jumped into sight with a chainsaw and cut a melon in half!
Kari: What the fuck??
Alice: That's a code! We are fired!
Patomon: Nooooooo!!!
Then sun went Super Nova and ate the Earth as lunch, before exploding and dying.
The end!
After MISTER BIG T made the Bam bam shiga wang lemon, AIDS (All Intelligent Digimon Servants) got angry from it, saying a vampire becoming a digi emperor was uncool. They also sued MISTER BIG T for not using word destined heroes in a digimon lemon. MISTER BIG T was sentenced to write another lemon to make up for it. This was a automatic recording. *peep*
It was relaxing summer day. Gay squirrels were playing with their nuts, squirrels were fucking holes into trees and most of all, it was peaceful. JUST THEN A EXPLOSIVE BABY MAN CAME! He made babies head EXPLODE and everyone lived in terror! However ancient writings tell that few destined heroes (See? No more lawsuits!) come to kill, destroy and slay this evil power who can make babies heads EXPLODE!
We join (some of) our heroes, Yolei and Renamon who are playing 'penis-pussy-condom', a perverted version of 'paper-rock-scissors' game made up by TK. "Penis!" "Pussy!" "Penis goes into pussy!" "No! The pussy eats the penis!" "TK.. What were the rules again?" TK made a huge grin. "Well you see, hahahaha… When situation like this comes, you need to take off some of your clothing!" "WHAT?" "I'm naked already, you want me to shave?" asked Renamon, while tilting her head. "Ummm… Let's play a another game… It's toss the hat!" said TK taking hold of his hat. "So what is the object in this game?" TK smiled again and opened the zipper in his pants and took hold of his erect dick. "You toss the hat and if it land on the magical staff, you can ride it." "It's easy when the staff is that big!" "But then again, the hat is small…" Renamon tries first and the hat lands on TK's penis. Then it was Yoleis turn. The hat did touch the tip for few seconds, but then it dropped to ground. "Awww!" "Don't worry, that was good enough for you too to take a ride! (Oh boy, threesome here I come!)" "Yay! You are so nice!" Anyway, the two hot chicks came closer to TK and began kissing his dick. TK's grin was gone and it was replaced with a passionate look. They rubbed it with their cheeks and licked all it's length. TK whimpered as he felt great ecstasy of being cared by two chicks at the sametime! Suddenly both of the women did quit and TK was left all alone. For 2 seconds. Now all naked boobs of Yolei came to his sight. They were even bigger than he had thought, D cups perhabs? She bought the close enough to his face, so he could give them a kiss. Yolei sighed, as TK began tickling her nipples with his tongue. Suddenly, he got a anotherkind of feeling, when Renamon inserted his penis between her boobs. They were even bigger than Yoleis, maybe because of her digimon blood? Anyway, she rubbed all the way to bottom of his penis, pinching her nipples and squeezing her tits together. A little above her, Yolei was moaning, while keeping her eyes shut. Suddenly, she backed away, forcing TK let go off her tit. "What's the matter?" he asked. Yolei giggled and went down near Renamon. The two exchanged a small passionate kiss and then Yolei too joined the titfuck action. TK was in heaven, two hot babes rubbing his erect dick with their volptrous tits. "Uuhh.. . Yeaaaah…" he moaned when the two hotties were giving him this wonderful feeling. The girls began licking the tip of the penis, while stil rubbing their tits all over his erect dick. Their wet pussies made sounds everytime they moved. GLUP GLUP GLUP! They also rubbed their nipples together, adding more pleasure to themselfs. Suddenly TK blasted his cum all over the faces of both women. "I… I never come so fast… I-impossible…" sighed TK.
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"Oh no! It's the Exploding baby man!" "Hahahah! Give me your babies!" "NOO! Please! I went through pregnancy already once, don't force me to go through it again!" "Sorry, I am destined to make babies heads EXPLODE!!!" "Not so fast villain!" Both Exploding baby man and the woman with baby gazed at the direction of voice. There stood a man wearing blue cape where there was letter DE and he wore a halloween mask wich was pumpkin. Other than that, he was naked. "I am the DIGI EMPEROR!! Oooh… Yeah…." "You are a super hero? What's your power?" Ken gave a grin."I become erect everytime I hear my name! DIGI EMPEROR! DIGI EMPEROR! Mmmmmm….. C'mon! Rub my tits!" Exploding baby man gave a loud sigh and faced the woman again. "AS I WAS SAYING…… I will make your babys head EXPLODE! After that I-" "Hold on. Are you violating this womans rights?" "Uhhh, no." "You are! You are violating her civil rights!" "……" "People in this world are violating each others civil rights! And it's up to me, a half mexican to stop them!" screamed Ken while he threw a dagger towards Exploding baby man. (I wonder where he keeps them? Uhhh… Then again, I better not think.) However, the villain took hold of the dagger, before it was even close of hitting him. "W-what? How? No one can avoid the dagger of DIGI EMPEROR!!! Oh YEAH! Say my name bitch!" Ken reached behind his cloack and pulled a large whip. He then slashed the whip and there was a loud yell of pain. The Exploding baby man had a bloody scar over his cheek. "You… You are one of the destined??" "Huh?" "Forget it! I'm not gonna stay here any longer!" said the evil man, throwing a egg like bomb onto floor. A gray like smoke began coming from the egg, like there was no tomorrow! When the smoke was finally gone, so was the Exploding baby man. "Are you allright madam?" said Ken, taking hold of the womans chin. "Yes… Thank you so much… How may I ever repay you?" "Well now! There are multiple ways to THANK ME…"
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"Master! What has happened to you?" asked a man in white lab coat from bloody Exploding baby man. "Contact Team Terminate… This situation just went too far." "No! Not Team Terminate!" "LISTEN TO ME! I don't like those morons either, but now they might be our only hope!"
IN THE HEADQUARTERS OF TEAM TERMINATE…….
"Yeehaw! Ride my digi staff bitch!" "I'm not bitch! I'm just horny!" "Yeah, whatever." The couple having sex was no other than Patomon, Alice and Kari. Alice lowered herself on top of Patomons erect dick and began jumping up and down. Kari sighed. "Morons, that's not how you do it. Must I show you everything?" "Please show boss!" said Patomon beggin under Alice. Kari came closer to couple and threw Alice aside. She then went to all fours, while spreading her dripping wet pussy. "You come and insert inside HERE." She whimpered, while rubbing her clit. Patomon came closer to her and gave it a quick kiss. Then he did what Kari ordered, inserted his penis inside her. She let out a moan as she felt Patomons erect length inside her. She moved her hips towards him, inserting more of him inside. BUT JUST THEN!
SFX: "Beep! BEEP! BEEEEEEEP!"
Alice:" Eeep!"
Kari:" Answer that, bitch!"
Alice: "Okies."
Voice over phone: "The birds have left the base!"
Alice: "Uhh, intresting."
Voice over phone: "…..It's the code for you to come to work! Didn't you study the coding sheet?"
Alice pondered for a moment. Coding sheet? Was it the one she used as a substitute for a toiletpaper?
Alice: "Uhh, yeah. It was very...Helpful."
Voice over phone: "Well, we need you to come and kill the DIGI DESTINED."
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At the sametime, Ken was masturbating with RAGE, while watching Chi Chi finger fuck Bulmas ass in television. Bulma: "Can you find the balls?" Chi Chi: "No, I think I burried them too deep…" DIGI EMPEROR: "This cartoon kicks ass! Wait, who the heck are those people?" Ken noticed, TK, Renamon and Yolei hugging and kissing naked. (Well, expect for Renamon, she didn't shave.) It was more than enough Ken could take and so he jumped outside from window, dropping right in the middle of this group. "Aieee! DIGI EMPEROR?!" "Mmm…YES! Say my name! " "Digi…Uhhh, emperor?" "No! Not like that!" "…" However, a sudden BOOOM sound came and everything was covered with smoke. "We are the Team Terminate! And you are about to die!" However, thanks to wonders of thing called PLOT DEVICE the attempt to kill the destined turned into them wanting to have sex with them. Alice kissed Yolei on her lips, while rubbing her neck. At the sametime, Patomon attacked Renamon with razor blade in attempt of shaving her and revealing her nipples. (…..No…NO….) Anyway, without her fur Renamon looked even more humanoid like. Minus the fox head and the HUUUUUUGE boobs. Patomon couldn't stand the greatness and so he dived in closer and kissed the beautiful digimons nipples. She bent her head back a little and gave a lustful moan as she was treated by the little digimon. Kari was busy kissing Ken all over, while rubbing his all erect dick. Rubbing it gently, she made some pre cum apear from it. The sight was more than she could take and so she gently took it in her mouth and licked it, sucking off it's juices. Ken groaned and rubbed her head slightly, combing her hair. At the sametime, Patomon was bussy humping between the boobs of Renamon, while pinching her nipples. He also was rubbing her neck, adding even more pleasure to her and making her pussy drenched wet. She slowly moved her hand lower, touching her wet pussy, rubbing it. Her body suddenly jerked as Patomon came, sending some cum into her unsuspecting mouth and around her body. At the sametime, Kens balls were licked and sucked by the Kari who was masturbating herself, while doing it. Deepthroating him and wanting his cum inside her mouth, she took it outside her mouth, licking the tip of the penis. "Shoot it in my mouth…" she said, jerking his erect staff of love, squeezing her eyes shut. Ken couldn't take it no more, he came straight in her mouth. She slowly swallowed. Ken took hold of her ass and made her turn around. "It's my turn…" At the sametime, Yolei and Alice were rubbing their bare naked pussys together, making wet sounds as they felt a entirely newkind of ecstasy. Bending forward, Yolei gave a passionate tongue kiss to Alice. At sametime, Renamon was busy masturbating herself, with Patomon licking her butt and fingering it. Ken was doing same to Kari, but nevermind. Anyway, Patomon was licking and tasting her magnificent anus, seeing how her pussy juice was flowing across her inner thigh. She gooed like a baby as she received a orgasm. At sametime, both Alice and Yolei gave out a passionate moan as they came against each other. And yes, Kari came from Ken, but the less we hear about them, the better it is.
JUST THEN! Something no one, not even the maker of this lemon did predict happened. A man named Onslow jumped into sight with a chainsaw and cut a melon in half!
Kari: What the fuck??
Alice: That's a code! We are fired!
Patomon: Nooooooo!!!
Then sun went Super Nova and ate the Earth as lunch, before exploding and dying.
The end!
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