The Person Below Me

[Master Grim]

Ooooh! *stamps on the floor* How about this one!?

*KA-BOOM!!!*
*a city block is instantly vapourised*

The person below me will gve better than 3.2!

[Shadowknight]

Hmm, instant vaporazation resulting in no loud bang, fireball, or large dust cloud. I'll give you a 3.5 for effort though.

The person below me will enter now.

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: An explosion contest?! Yes, I'm in!

*fires his giant Death Ray and blows up the planet Mars, killing many aliens in a sea of fire and destruction after a loud BZAPPP!!!*

The person below me wants to cause an implosion instead.

[Shadowknight]

I'm not allowed to enter, I'm the judge.

Shadow: Well, the size was good but since it was done in space their was no fireball or loud bang, I give it a 2.

The person below me will try his luck at the competition.

[fred_18]

heck why not...hows this?
*pushes a button labled order 15*
*fifteen howitzer tanks line up in a row and fire High explosive shells at a random city in canada, also those shells were also napalm too*

the person below me rates it probrably less than a six

[Disturbed]

I'll rate it as a 4 because you only pressed a button and didnt do it yourself. Having robotic tanks do it for you takes the fun out of destroying a city.

My turn *Mutates into Dark Dragon form. Flies up in the air above the city. Raises his "Destroyer of Worlds" sword above his head. A dark aura radiates from his body. Dark energy begins to gather at the tip of his sword. The dark energy begins to form a large sphere. Millions of dark bolts shower from the dark sphere and rain down on the city destroying everything. When the city looks like its in ruins Disturbed launches the dark sphere into the city. The sphere hits the ground and creates a giant crater in the cities place*

Person below me thought that was a bit much.

[fred_18]

well all I can say is this, lets wait for shadow to return to score our explosions


the person below me *shadow* will rate the explosions
the person below me *someone else* will agree

[Kurtz]

Yah. *nods*

The person below me will tell me how to dye my hair white.

Kurtz: I WANT SNOW WHITE HAIR, DAMNIT!

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Then use my new line of Ray Guns, these can change the colour of anything just about. *points to the table of Colour Rays*

(Or for something temporary, acid dye works well and can be easily removed with some shampoo.)

The person below me has a craving for sugar right now.

[fred_18]

simple, bleach it, then dye it with that hair dye

the person below me will try it and either thank me or hunt me down to kill me

sorry posted after crimson