How many replies can we get

[Kurtz]

1490.

Kyo: Shadow... please help me out, or I will go completely feral on Arnold here.
Lurea: *appears behind Shadow and wraps her arms around his neck* Hiya!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Right I'll get right on it, *Feels Lurea behind him* in a few minutes, or hours. Call back in 1491 days.

Arnold: After my massage you will feel like a new man, but first I need to oil up my huge muscles! *Takes out a vat of oil and starts rubbing himself down*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: SOMEONE HELP ME GODAMNIT! *tries to run away*

Lurea: *rubs her muzzle along his neck* Come on... you need a break, cutie...

[DragonMasterX]

A nice gift if may I say so. *snaps fingers and 1493 loud whack is heard in a nearby NC-17 room* And there's your gift from me Shadow! All yours.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: That's nice... *not paying any attention*

Arnold: RELAX!! *Grabs kyo and slams him into the table* You are too tense, you need to relax, first we must crack your back. That will help to release the Chi in you, *Cracks his knuckles* I will crack your back 1494 times, that should be enough.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: Well, the whacking sounds failed. I need something else... err... how to think now.

Reno: 1495!!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: That's nice... *Still not paying any attention as Lurea nuzzles him*

Slashmon: Yeah we lost him, 1496!

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: DMX, if you kill Arnold for me, I will let Lurea do whatever she wants with you for the next ten weeks, FAIR?!

Lurea: *grins* 1497!

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: I'll do it! *atomizes Arnold with his death ray in less than 1498 milliseconds*

Guess this means you're mine for ten weeks, excited. *shuffles over to Lurea and nuzzles her neck while his fluffy tail wraps around her body*

[Kurtz]

Lurea: *blushes furiously* Wh-what'dya mean? H-He never s-said anything about that... *lowers her head slightly*