Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!
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Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!
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01-11-2007, 05:41 PM
a boot, if you ask the British.
Why do people insist on giving me knives, matches and caustic chemicals, despite the obvious hazard I present to those around me? 
01-12-2007, 09:20 AM
Because they think you have changed and won't wreak havoc.\
Why are these damn riddles so hard?!
01-12-2007, 10:48 PM
Because they are from FRANCE!!
Chivaja: I wanna go to the Eiffel Tower!! Dravaja: *Breathes fire at a miniature model of the Eiffel Tower* Screw them.... Why are the French so self-centered?
01-13-2007, 06:37 AM
Crimson: That's just what they want you to think. *shifty eyes*
Why do cell phone keep getting smaller and smaller?
01-13-2007, 09:43 AM
Because smaller cell phones cause less brain cancer.
Why do clocks run clockwise?
01-13-2007, 09:45 AM
Ravaja: 'cause the clock goes clockwise.... DUH!
Why is that damn wrestler JBL so fat?! Dravaja: He was so fit during his APA years... *Sigh*
01-13-2007, 12:53 PM
You see, it's a signal to the evil mole-kitties from mars for them to launch a cute-strike on hapless humans...
Am I mad?
01-13-2007, 02:29 PM
Yes, yes you are. Completely loopy. Oh wait... which mad did you mean?
Where did my bass go!?
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