I'm so badass that...

[Disturbed]

I'm so badass I can where a Barney t-shirt and people still fear me

[Casey the furry one]

I'm so badass that heaven don't want me and hell is afraid that I will tak over.

[Disturbed]

I'm so badass if you google Badass you'll see me.

[Renamon_S3]

I'm so baddass that I ate a habanero pepper, after chewing it for a full minute.

The dude was all like "I bet you don't got the balls to eat the whole thing, and you have to chew it for a whole minute." So I did.

I'm so baddass that my eyes only watered for five minutes afterwards.


TRUE STORY.

[Disturbed]

I put the BAD in Badass

[mentalguy]

I put the BAD in Badass

I thought you only put the ass in it.

[Cel]

I'm so badass, I ate Chuck Norris's testicles for breakfeast.

[Master Grim]

Heh. Chuck Norris is MY BITCH! Now THAT is badass!

[Cel]

Yeah, that is pretty badass. I don't think I can top that.

[Renamon_S3]

I put the BAD in Badass

I thought you only put the ass in it.

Burned!

How did you eat his testicles if

I'm so baddass that I kicked Chuck Norris in the balls so hard, he imploded.