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#51
I'd get the pitchforks and torches ready, but talking canines don't look too monster-like. Don't wanna repeat a mistake.

*Flashback*

DMX: *Cocks shotgun, hiding besides a window in a supposed haunted house, a canine shadow looming over it as some muffled-like words can be made out* GOT'CHA, Mad Werewolf! *Gets in front of the window and blasts the dog to pieces along with the window*

Fred: Holy shit! He killed Scooby!

DMX: Oops.

*/Flashback*
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#52
So that's why the canceled the original scooby doo cartoon. And DMX the guide on peeling a banana is complete, take banana, smash with hammer, eat remains. What'd I miss?
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#53
To write it. Mind memos don't count as handbooks. Hey, do you think Hannah Barbera's still got lawyers out there? I'm hungry.
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#54
You mean you ate all the leftover lawyers I so kindly left in the fridge?

[Flash!]

Multitude of lawyers frozen in a gigantic iceberg somewhere in the Antarctic Seas.

[/Flash!]

We never did find that fridge...
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#55
Only one thing left to do then. *Drops F-18 jet on the ground* A trip to the Antartica!
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#56
Awesome, we can meet the sea shepard guys, they're part green peace and part green beret.
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#57
I don't know the guys, we're just going there to pick up some ice-cream. Who'll drive? *Hops into the jet*
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#58
Oooh ooh! I wanna drive! *Jumps into the cockpit and starts hitting random buttons, missiles firing in all directions* hehe, that was fun, just needs one more little thing, *Kicks the jet and it transforms into the turbokat* Yays!
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#59
At this rate of good-willed actions, we'll never get my ice-cream from Antartica. There's gotta be something we can do about it.

Dot: Do you guys realize I bought several gallons of ice-cream when I went shopping?

DMX: Oh, Dot! You're smart, come pilot the jet to the Antartica.

Dot: Oooh. It's high-tech, too! *Quickly changes into a pilot outfit and climbs into the jet*

DMX: *Pushes Shadow off the captain's seat, Dot going to operate the controls* Are we there yet?

Dot: I just sat down. Give me a second to,

DMX: Are we there yet?

Dot: *Sighs* I'm just going to ignore you.

DMX: Are we there yet?

*Several hours later*

DMX: Are we there yet?

Dot: *Bulging a vein behind her head* No.

DMX: Are we there yet?

Dot: No.

DMX: Are we there yet?

Dot: No.

DMX: Are we there yet?

Dot: Yes.

DMX: YAY!

Dot: *Kicks DMX off the jet and onto the antartic's snowy field* I suddenly feel so much better.
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#60
...I think you guys scared him away.
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