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"Democrats piss me off." - Cartman
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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(This post was last modified: 02-16-2009, 11:43 PM by ParkerXD.)
Moss did you use a soldering iron to make that stress machine? - Roy
Yes. - Moss
You turned it off? - Roy
Oh, I'm fairly certain - Moss
Well just make sure its off - Roy
I will - Moss
And if its already off? - Roy
(silence) Then I just walk away - Moss
Okay i'm going now - Roy
(after roy left) god who is he the soldering iron police, Okay its off so I turn it On... and just walk away! - Moss
The IT crowd
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
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To hell with Valentine's Day! I'm hitting the bars! - me (in a dream I had)
I'm preparing my craft for take-off...
Ya wanna ride? *wink*
"You have to throw welfare programs at people — like throwing meat to a pack of wolves — even if the programs don't accomplish their alleged purpose and even if they're morally wrong."
"Because otherwise they'll kill you. The masses. They hate intelligence. They're envious of ability. They resent wealth. You've got to throw them something, so they'll let us live."
Bennett Cerf
"Civilization is the process toward a society of privacy. The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men."
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"All of us are on a journey into the future, yet all of us live in the present. Too many people get caught up in what could be, instead of appreciating what is. Don't fall into that trap. Appreciate what, and who, you have. Because tomorrow could take it all away." Laike Lunar SSSC.
I just love that quote, I don't care if it's from a video game it's still a very good quote to live by.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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"By what right?"
A question that needs to be asked about a lot of things.
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"Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?" - Wayne Brady, The Chappelle Show
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
One Big Ass Mistake, America