I'm better than you...

[Master Grim]

I'm better than you because I AM THE 1337 FLASH MAN!!

[Crimson Fox]

I'm better than you because I'm about to PWN you! Hadouken! *launches fireball*

[Master Grim]

I'm better than you because-*BLEWM* x_x *blown up by fireball*

[Erethzium]

i'm better than you because i have a 120 / 93 Super Novice...c'mon out SuperWaffle!!

SuperWaffle: ^_^

[Crimson Fox]

I'm better than you because I have a paper clip!

Zorromon: What's so scary about a pa...

*end of paper clip emits a laser and disintegrates Zorro*

Zorromon: *pile of ashes* Swell...

Crimson: You're lucky you didn't touch the pen, that would have been...yeah.

[Master Grim]

I'm better than you because I have the pen! ^_^ *clicks it*
-<([ZOMG-CENSORED-PWNAGE])>-
*PWN'd* x_x

[Misty]

I'm better than you because my mom is an awesome cook!

[Crimson Fox]

I'm better than you because my dad is the king of barbecue!

Crimson: Steak! *laughs as he chases after a cow with a hatchet*

[Master Grim]

I'm better than you because I'm not cruel.

Vi - ... *points at mutilated kitten in the background*

^_^; Most of the time?

[fred_18]

i'm better than you becuase i'm getting ready for school