03-23-2010, 02:33 AM
I'm definitely no relationship expert; the only experience I have on relationships involves following girls who go out at night for an indefinite amount of time and then writing down their addresses and favorite haunts before heading back home, this one black girl whom I was really really attracted to because she was soooo smart and pretty and full of spunk and loved anime and vampires but turned out only liked me for my advice on some guy who had asked her out but I still like her and we keep in contact- HUFF HUFF HUFF- my older female cousin taking advantage of me when I was a child, my younger male cousin and I engaging in foreplay, my very deep relationship with my dog, and countless relationships that went south.
Okay, so I may have some experience on failing at relationships.
I'll just leave it at this!
"You're reasonably good looking, you have a healthy lifestyle, a great body, and you're abundant with sharp wit, sarcasm and unforgivably high amounts of intelligence. Also, you're atheist, so it doesn't matter what religious background this girl comes from! Sure you may defecate a teensy bit more than the average hippo, but you also have fine tastes and high standards, and perhaps a higher virility, libido, and flexibility than the average human male, making you all the more sexually, mentally and aesthetically attractive to the opposite sex and me. I have no idea what my point is supposed to be or if I even have one, but you're a fine- nay- expensive gourmet dish that everyone and me want a taste of, and so, you'll eventually find your significant other whether you like it or not."
Also, you'll probably still look hot when you're pushing 500 years old.
Where am I?
Okay, so I may have some experience on failing at relationships.
I'll just leave it at this!
"You're reasonably good looking, you have a healthy lifestyle, a great body, and you're abundant with sharp wit, sarcasm and unforgivably high amounts of intelligence. Also, you're atheist, so it doesn't matter what religious background this girl comes from! Sure you may defecate a teensy bit more than the average hippo, but you also have fine tastes and high standards, and perhaps a higher virility, libido, and flexibility than the average human male, making you all the more sexually, mentally and aesthetically attractive to the opposite sex and me. I have no idea what my point is supposed to be or if I even have one, but you're a fine- nay- expensive gourmet dish that everyone and me want a taste of, and so, you'll eventually find your significant other whether you like it or not."
Also, you'll probably still look hot when you're pushing 500 years old.
Where am I?
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