The Universe's Guide To Masturbation...

[UnknownH]

Well since Magus admitted that she needs to get pegged and you were talking about names for things, I shall help you out again.
(not the first thing, the second thing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkTQl-JYbjs&feature=related

Magus is too easy sometimes. But I'm sure Kalyx may like that about her.

Thanks you good night, I'll be here except for Sunday, tip your waitress.
(but don't tip her over unless she asks)

I really have to stop the bad comedian joke before it gets out of hand.