03-26-2009, 10:43 AM
Yes, it is I, Cowboy. This is here solely for the content that is to be put in it.
The subject is masturbation. There are a few types of masturbators out there:
The Traditionalist: one who simply does it when the pressure gets too much to handle. These people have often masturbated the same way throughout their lives.
The "Freestyler": one who tries new things on occasion, but usually sticks to a few set parameters.
The "Scientist": these individuals have searched high and low for the finest ways to beat their meat. They have often come up with some unorthodox, but effective ways of doing so.
The "Daredevil": a truly rare breed of individual. These people are the people that are caught masturbating at school, work, or even on the bus. See Peewee Herman for a prime example. These people are often arrested for beating their meat, and face public shame if they get caught.
The "Sick Fuck": these people I honestly wouldn't want to shake hands with. They prefer methods that the rest of the known world detests and finds utterly disgusting. Anyone who is too extreme to be classified in any other group go here.
Masturbation is a fact of life, especially for those of us who are too introverted to go out and find a companion.
This thread is here for one sole reason: to catalog and classify the different ways people here test-fire the rape cannon. This is not meant to embarass or segregate anyone. If you don't feel right posting in this thread, don't do so. No one is forcing you. Also, no pictures unless they are shielded behind a link, to protect those that do not wish to see what you've posted.
Those that do wish to post, please include gender, classification(only if you want to) and masturbation style.
If you wish to be anonymous about this, please PM me with your information, and I'll post it here for you. No one else will ever know. I promise.
I myself, I'm a "scientist". I've masturbated with and against just about anything and everything. I've tried countless positions, and different methods of stimulation. Yes, I'm a guy.
The subject is masturbation. There are a few types of masturbators out there:
The Traditionalist: one who simply does it when the pressure gets too much to handle. These people have often masturbated the same way throughout their lives.
The "Freestyler": one who tries new things on occasion, but usually sticks to a few set parameters.
The "Scientist": these individuals have searched high and low for the finest ways to beat their meat. They have often come up with some unorthodox, but effective ways of doing so.
The "Daredevil": a truly rare breed of individual. These people are the people that are caught masturbating at school, work, or even on the bus. See Peewee Herman for a prime example. These people are often arrested for beating their meat, and face public shame if they get caught.
The "Sick Fuck": these people I honestly wouldn't want to shake hands with. They prefer methods that the rest of the known world detests and finds utterly disgusting. Anyone who is too extreme to be classified in any other group go here.
Masturbation is a fact of life, especially for those of us who are too introverted to go out and find a companion.
This thread is here for one sole reason: to catalog and classify the different ways people here test-fire the rape cannon. This is not meant to embarass or segregate anyone. If you don't feel right posting in this thread, don't do so. No one is forcing you. Also, no pictures unless they are shielded behind a link, to protect those that do not wish to see what you've posted.
Those that do wish to post, please include gender, classification(only if you want to) and masturbation style.
If you wish to be anonymous about this, please PM me with your information, and I'll post it here for you. No one else will ever know. I promise.
I myself, I'm a "scientist". I've masturbated with and against just about anything and everything. I've tried countless positions, and different methods of stimulation. Yes, I'm a guy.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
