03-16-2009, 02:03 PM
Brandon: *pulls out a Nuclear Launch Key* can I play, too? *grins, and inserts it into a Console, and the doors on 117 Interplanetary Thermonuclear-Fusion Ballistic Missiles open* ....hehe....phallic. Anyway, where should I blow up first?
Renny: lets nuke France.
Brandon: *phone rings* hold that thought...*answers* Road Kill Grill, you hit it we spit it.
French Ambassador: oui, moussier Brandon, we 'ave received word that you 'ave activated your Nuclear defenses an~
Brandon: offenses. Nuclear offenses.
French Ambassador: ...oui. So sorry. We hereby surrender to you and ze Pack of Shadow Dragons.
Brandon: ...sweet. I want my own palace. Work on that. *hangs up*
Renny: lets nuke France.
Brandon: *phone rings* hold that thought...*answers* Road Kill Grill, you hit it we spit it.
French Ambassador: oui, moussier Brandon, we 'ave received word that you 'ave activated your Nuclear defenses an~
Brandon: offenses. Nuclear offenses.
French Ambassador: ...oui. So sorry. We hereby surrender to you and ze Pack of Shadow Dragons.
Brandon: ...sweet. I want my own palace. Work on that. *hangs up*
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
