There's so much shit around me, such a lack of compassion

[Wisemon]

Yesterday, my toilet would not flush. I couldn't see a clog, but I figured there had to be one. So, I drove out in the middle of a snowstorm to buy a plunger. I used the plunger, and my toilet still wouldn't flush, and at that point, it had begun to overflow. So I called the maintenance guy last night, and he came with his snake and got it working again.

This morning, after my morning dump, the toilet would not flush again, and again, I tried plunging to no avail. Why can't they make toilets for people with high-fiber diets?! It's ridiculous.