11-20-2008, 07:20 AM
What does a blond think safe sex is?
Locking the car door.
What goes "Vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom screech"?
A blond at a flashing red light
Locking the car door.
What goes "Vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom screech"?
A blond at a flashing red light
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
