01-13-2007, 11:14 AM
Da WOLFE Wrote:Hehe, hope you don't mind, Zeph-- I've got some :-P
You may have heard them already though....
1: A plane crashes right smack in the middle of the border between the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury all the survivors?
2: You're driving a bus. The driver starts off empty, but then drive a little bit and pick up four people. The driver drives some more, two people get off and one gets on. A little later, off goes one, on goes seven. Then, four people get off and two get on. After that, nobody gets off and three get on. Next, nobody gets off and one gets on.
What's the name of the bus driver?
3: Tim and Tammy are found lying on the floor, dead. There's no blood, but there is water and broken glass everywhere. How did Tim and Tammy die?
4: A man leaves home jogging. He jogs a little way and turns left. He jogs a little way again and turns left. He jogs some more, turns left, and heads back home. When he gets home, two masked men are waiting for him. Who are the masked men, and why did he leave home jogging?
Good luck!
My teacher did these as warm ups for us :P