12-18-2006, 08:42 AM
Back in town, one Jack Harper and his Pokemon, a Kabutops he refers to a Tank, sit and contemplate what they just saw on the news.
"Now that's just one of the most messed up things I've ever seen. I mean, a virus, that makes Pokemon horny as hell." Jack said. "So horny in fact that they'd even fuck people!"
Tank simply sat where he was, unmoving, only to nod at each of his owner's points.
"You know what this is going to do, this is gonna make the whole beastiality community skyrocket. I mean one woman said that a bunch of Mightyena screwed her better than her boyfriend ever did. Now I know what you're thinking, who'd ever want to see anything like that?"
Tank looked up at Jack and simply shrugged.
"Because it's fucked up. Oh well, it's just about lunchtime anyway, let's get some food."
The pair exited the dwelling, hoping that no one would feel the need to battle the Kabutops along the way.
"Now that's just one of the most messed up things I've ever seen. I mean, a virus, that makes Pokemon horny as hell." Jack said. "So horny in fact that they'd even fuck people!"
Tank simply sat where he was, unmoving, only to nod at each of his owner's points.
"You know what this is going to do, this is gonna make the whole beastiality community skyrocket. I mean one woman said that a bunch of Mightyena screwed her better than her boyfriend ever did. Now I know what you're thinking, who'd ever want to see anything like that?"
Tank looked up at Jack and simply shrugged.
"Because it's fucked up. Oh well, it's just about lunchtime anyway, let's get some food."
The pair exited the dwelling, hoping that no one would feel the need to battle the Kabutops along the way.