07-24-2006, 07:07 AM
Shadowknight Wrote:MAN, I wish I could be there, I'd show him what a real murderer looks like. I'd make him beg for death just like you have and then grant his wish in the most brutal and inhumane way my twisted brain can imagine. Possibly tying him to a metal chair and increasing the temperature by 1 degree every minute, and then when he passes out from the pain strap him up to a wall in a small dark room where the only thing he can see is a large neon clock that says, "You Have This Long To Live." And then have a little thing counting down every second of 72 hours, all the while him thinking, "What's gonna happen?" and then when it gets down to 10 hours start slowly filling the room with water so he can watch it rise up thinking, "THIS IS IT! THEY'RE GONNA DROWN ME!!" but stop it. Then drain out the water and wait for the clock, which should be at about 5 hours, to tick down, then when it gets down to 10 seconds KICK OPEN THE DOOR WITH A HUGE RUSTY CHAINSAW AND A BAG OVER YOU'RE HEAD, AND THEN START REVING THE CHAINSAW!! And if by this point he hasn't shit his pants and died from a heart attack you start choppng off the smallest parts of his body, cut off the fingers and toes, then use a pair of plyers to rip off one of his ears, then use a full powered blowtorch on the other one, and then if he's still alive, tie him back down on a chair and drive nails through his ball sack. If by some miracle he's still alive take the hammer you used and start bashing him in the forehead slowly increasing the strength until he's dead. That'll teach him to mess with one of my friends.
Whoa... Dude, are you a hitman or something?