It's Only Fair: Herr Mullen goes Under the Knife

[Master Grim]

Not to butt in or anything but I think that story is really good! :D

Ah, but why?

(And which one: Fetish or Tuxes?)

Tuxes.

I especially liked the beginning when Disuke (is the name right?) arrived at Ken's place :D

And my fav joke? Let's see... must be this one!

"...Christmas is a time of giving, but for this unwary antelope, it is a time of danger..." said a hushed commentator as a deer was attacked by a parrot.

LMAO

I had to stop reading for a minute to recover!