06-06-2006, 08:12 PM
-you sing Flying Dreams in the shower.
Never heard that song.
-you've seen 'The Secret Of Nimh' more often than you've had a birthday.
Never seen that movie.
-you know what model and year Slade's car was.
Never heard of that car, I'm starting not to trust this test.
-you have one.
The only car I have is an old surf wagon thing that's older than me.
-you can list at least 50 differences between Big Mama and 'Bambi's Owl.
I know who Bambi's owl is but I've never heard of Big mama.
-you have ever said 'This tastes like Spot.'
I can honestly say no.
-you spend more on Halloween than on Christmas.
Heck yeah. But mainly just for exploding fountains of blood in my front yard.
-you feel naked without a collar.
Never wore a collar.
-you judge a ball game by the performance of the mascots.
I'm usually to busy screaming obscenities (Yay I know another big word) at the opposite team.
-you have collars, but your dogs don't
I don't even have dogs.
-you keep a rabies tag on your keychain.
This I can honestly say yes to. I have a very large, very varied keychain collection.
-ALL of your pants have tailsleeves.
Not sure what a tailsleeve is but I doubt my jeans have them.
-a cop asks for your license and registration, and you show him the rabies tag on your keychain.
I just say, "Aren't you one of the village people?"
-you watch Tiny Toons like most people watch Baywatch.
Not since they canceled it T-T
-you look at Fifi La Fume like most guys look at Jennifer Anniston.
True.
-you use FurryMUCK as a night-light.
No clue what that is.
-you've written a thesis comparing Disney's and Warner Brothers' styles of animation and characterization.
Nope.
-you know what a Kitsume is, and why it is important for them to have lots of tails.
I know what it is, but I thought they only had one tail.
-you gaze longingly at cereal boxes that you have no intention of buying
Never done that.
-you are quite sure that the voices in your head are anthropomorphic
I haven't had voices in my head for *Starts counting on fingers* Three whole weeks.
-you schedule your yearly physical with a vet.
Don't schedule those period.
-'Wolfe' was the last name of the only person you've ever seriously dated.
HOW DID YOU KNOW!! ARE YOU STALKING ME!!
-the tip of your red ponytail is died black or white
My hair was shaved T-T I miss my ponytail.
-you Yiff* at football games.
No, too busy getting into fistfights with those dorks who support the away team.
-you can't decide between Trix and Frosted Flakes for breakfast
Don't eat either.
-you loved 'Godzilla' because you thought he was an anthropomorphic lizard.
I hated that movie because it pretty much killed the godzilla franchise, and don't get me started on the cartoon spinoff or the game.
-you started eating at Taco Bell solely because of that little dog.
I don't eat there, it gives me gas.
-you'll take any excuse to go to Wal-Mart and see the Back to School ads featuring Lola Bunny
True, very true.
-you create a newsgroup to debate about who is more attractive, Lola Bunny or Minerva Mink
That's just stupid.... Anyone can see it's the bunny.
-you give out anatomically correct Easter bunnies
That's mainly to piss of people.
-you buy Plushies more often than gas.
I don't buy them. They're usually given to me as gifts for some reason.
-your pets are more exotic than your spices.
If you define mutt (Or whatever the cat equivalent is) as exotic
-you've ever had to explain to a mundane what a mundane is
Never.
-you know every one of "the Tramp's" names
I didn't know he had more than one.
-you think the oxford english dictionary is useless because it doesn't have definitions for "yiff" and "spooge".
I think it's useless because it doesn't have my made up words in it.
-You bought a WWII dive-bomber for $40,000 just because of the nose-art of the busty, nude skunkette straddling a torpedo.
I wish I could buy one of those.
-You bought a terabyte hard drive just to hold your yiffy art gallery.
Nope.
-...Twice.
Nope X 2
-When you hearTom Jones "Pussycat", you get a COMPLETELY different image in your head than everyone else.
True.
-You know that ANY movie becomes cooler when furries are the stars, right?
Right.
-You have done extensive research on "the Werefolf Gene" (causes every surface of your epidermis to sprout thick, wolf-like hair) and you can't understand why life was so cruel as to not let you have it.
Nope.
-Disney's Robin Hood was your favorite movie
Yep, maid marian was hot.
-You read ALL the readwall books
yep.
-Whenever the wolf of the fox was killed in one of those old Looney Tunes, you turned off the TV and couldn't sleep all night
Huh? The wolf of the fox? When did anything die in a looney tunes cartoon?
-You actually read this.
Well, I'm reading it.
-you cannot name all 50 states but you can name 50 furry artists
Can't name either.
-you think Werewolf The Apocalypse from WhiteWolf Studios is the Holy grail of gaming
Never played it. But it sounds interesting.
-you think the saying "You are nothing but an animal" is a compliment
Definately.
-you find yourself singing the hampster dance tune
That's been stuck in my head for years.
-getting scratched behind your ear turns you on (what? it's not natural?)
It's a deffinate turn on.
-you listen to music who's singer or title has an animal in it.
Nope.
-you've ever tried to use "yiff" or "murr" in Scrabble.
Yeah, and Yaoi and Yuri and all those words. They didn't work.
-Being called a "son-of-a-bitch" only bothers you because your mother's a vixen
My mom? A vixen? No, definate bitch.
-who cares what people say? Body hair is wonderful!
Not for me.
-you misinterpret the phrase 'horse mounting'.
Done that before.'
-Max BlackRabbit had to take out a restraining order against you (who can say no to Zig Zag?)
Who?
-the most frequent answer to any other student's question is: "It's *not* beastiality!!"
The most frequent answer to any other student's question is usually: "I'll be nicer when you get smarter."
-the PETA types don't understand that they're actually holding up signs that say "People for the Erotic Treatment of Anthropomorphs."
I made a sign like that once, they didn't notice lol.
-your neighbors refuse to leave you alone in a room with their pet
My neighbors refuse to even invite me over for a neighborhood get together.
-You bring along your 9-year old sister to the video rental place, just to have an excuse to get "All Dogs Go To Heaven"
Nope, I already have it and it's sequals on DVD.
-you get a thrill from sneaking into places with signs saying 'no animals allowed'.
I prefer "Tresspassers will be shot"
-you call little ones cubs, pups, ect... (Munkee, puppies, you know ^ ^)
I just call them bastards. The only young people who haven't ticked me off are the ones on this board.
-you smile like this! =^_^=
Yep =^_^=
-you spend your time reading "you might be a furry if"
obviously.
-You pick colleges not by academical standards but by what their mascot it
I wouldn't be caught dead at the dolphins. The tigers on the other hand.
-You watch stuff like Samuri Pizza Cats, Digimon, Thundercats, & Pokemon when your off
and bucky o' hare (Someone please tell me they remember that show)
Never heard that song.
-you've seen 'The Secret Of Nimh' more often than you've had a birthday.
Never seen that movie.
-you know what model and year Slade's car was.
Never heard of that car, I'm starting not to trust this test.
-you have one.
The only car I have is an old surf wagon thing that's older than me.
-you can list at least 50 differences between Big Mama and 'Bambi's Owl.
I know who Bambi's owl is but I've never heard of Big mama.
-you have ever said 'This tastes like Spot.'
I can honestly say no.
-you spend more on Halloween than on Christmas.
Heck yeah. But mainly just for exploding fountains of blood in my front yard.
-you feel naked without a collar.
Never wore a collar.
-you judge a ball game by the performance of the mascots.
I'm usually to busy screaming obscenities (Yay I know another big word) at the opposite team.
-you have collars, but your dogs don't
I don't even have dogs.
-you keep a rabies tag on your keychain.
This I can honestly say yes to. I have a very large, very varied keychain collection.
-ALL of your pants have tailsleeves.
Not sure what a tailsleeve is but I doubt my jeans have them.
-a cop asks for your license and registration, and you show him the rabies tag on your keychain.
I just say, "Aren't you one of the village people?"
-you watch Tiny Toons like most people watch Baywatch.
Not since they canceled it T-T
-you look at Fifi La Fume like most guys look at Jennifer Anniston.
True.
-you use FurryMUCK as a night-light.
No clue what that is.
-you've written a thesis comparing Disney's and Warner Brothers' styles of animation and characterization.
Nope.
-you know what a Kitsume is, and why it is important for them to have lots of tails.
I know what it is, but I thought they only had one tail.
-you gaze longingly at cereal boxes that you have no intention of buying
Never done that.
-you are quite sure that the voices in your head are anthropomorphic
I haven't had voices in my head for *Starts counting on fingers* Three whole weeks.
-you schedule your yearly physical with a vet.
Don't schedule those period.
-'Wolfe' was the last name of the only person you've ever seriously dated.
HOW DID YOU KNOW!! ARE YOU STALKING ME!!
-the tip of your red ponytail is died black or white
My hair was shaved T-T I miss my ponytail.
-you Yiff* at football games.
No, too busy getting into fistfights with those dorks who support the away team.
-you can't decide between Trix and Frosted Flakes for breakfast
Don't eat either.
-you loved 'Godzilla' because you thought he was an anthropomorphic lizard.
I hated that movie because it pretty much killed the godzilla franchise, and don't get me started on the cartoon spinoff or the game.
-you started eating at Taco Bell solely because of that little dog.
I don't eat there, it gives me gas.
-you'll take any excuse to go to Wal-Mart and see the Back to School ads featuring Lola Bunny
True, very true.
-you create a newsgroup to debate about who is more attractive, Lola Bunny or Minerva Mink
That's just stupid.... Anyone can see it's the bunny.
-you give out anatomically correct Easter bunnies
That's mainly to piss of people.
-you buy Plushies more often than gas.
I don't buy them. They're usually given to me as gifts for some reason.
-your pets are more exotic than your spices.
If you define mutt (Or whatever the cat equivalent is) as exotic
-you've ever had to explain to a mundane what a mundane is
Never.
-you know every one of "the Tramp's" names
I didn't know he had more than one.
-you think the oxford english dictionary is useless because it doesn't have definitions for "yiff" and "spooge".
I think it's useless because it doesn't have my made up words in it.
-You bought a WWII dive-bomber for $40,000 just because of the nose-art of the busty, nude skunkette straddling a torpedo.
I wish I could buy one of those.
-You bought a terabyte hard drive just to hold your yiffy art gallery.
Nope.
-...Twice.
Nope X 2
-When you hearTom Jones "Pussycat", you get a COMPLETELY different image in your head than everyone else.
True.
-You know that ANY movie becomes cooler when furries are the stars, right?
Right.
-You have done extensive research on "the Werefolf Gene" (causes every surface of your epidermis to sprout thick, wolf-like hair) and you can't understand why life was so cruel as to not let you have it.
Nope.
-Disney's Robin Hood was your favorite movie
Yep, maid marian was hot.
-You read ALL the readwall books
yep.
-Whenever the wolf of the fox was killed in one of those old Looney Tunes, you turned off the TV and couldn't sleep all night
Huh? The wolf of the fox? When did anything die in a looney tunes cartoon?
-You actually read this.
Well, I'm reading it.
-you cannot name all 50 states but you can name 50 furry artists
Can't name either.
-you think Werewolf The Apocalypse from WhiteWolf Studios is the Holy grail of gaming
Never played it. But it sounds interesting.
-you think the saying "You are nothing but an animal" is a compliment
Definately.
-you find yourself singing the hampster dance tune
That's been stuck in my head for years.
-getting scratched behind your ear turns you on (what? it's not natural?)
It's a deffinate turn on.
-you listen to music who's singer or title has an animal in it.
Nope.
-you've ever tried to use "yiff" or "murr" in Scrabble.
Yeah, and Yaoi and Yuri and all those words. They didn't work.
-Being called a "son-of-a-bitch" only bothers you because your mother's a vixen
My mom? A vixen? No, definate bitch.
-who cares what people say? Body hair is wonderful!
Not for me.
-you misinterpret the phrase 'horse mounting'.
Done that before.'
-Max BlackRabbit had to take out a restraining order against you (who can say no to Zig Zag?)
Who?
-the most frequent answer to any other student's question is: "It's *not* beastiality!!"
The most frequent answer to any other student's question is usually: "I'll be nicer when you get smarter."
-the PETA types don't understand that they're actually holding up signs that say "People for the Erotic Treatment of Anthropomorphs."
I made a sign like that once, they didn't notice lol.
-your neighbors refuse to leave you alone in a room with their pet
My neighbors refuse to even invite me over for a neighborhood get together.
-You bring along your 9-year old sister to the video rental place, just to have an excuse to get "All Dogs Go To Heaven"
Nope, I already have it and it's sequals on DVD.
-you get a thrill from sneaking into places with signs saying 'no animals allowed'.
I prefer "Tresspassers will be shot"
-you call little ones cubs, pups, ect... (Munkee, puppies, you know ^ ^)
I just call them bastards. The only young people who haven't ticked me off are the ones on this board.
-you smile like this! =^_^=
Yep =^_^=
-you spend your time reading "you might be a furry if"
obviously.
-You pick colleges not by academical standards but by what their mascot it
I wouldn't be caught dead at the dolphins. The tigers on the other hand.
-You watch stuff like Samuri Pizza Cats, Digimon, Thundercats, & Pokemon when your off
and bucky o' hare (Someone please tell me they remember that show)
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
