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You Know You're a Furry If...
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Found this online, had to share, god I love the internet!

-you sing Flying Dreams in the shower.
-you've seen 'The Secret Of Nimh' more often than you've had a birthday.
-you know what model and year Slade's car was.
-you have one.
-you can list at least 50 differences between Big Mama and 'Bambi's Owl.
-you have ever said 'This tastes like Spot.'
-you spend more on Halloween than on Christmas.
-you feel naked without a collar.
-you judge a ball game by the performance of the mascots.
-you have collars, but your dogs don't
-you keep a rabies tag on your keychain.
-ALL of your pants have tailsleeves.
-a cop asks for your license and registration, and you show him the rabies tag on your keychain.
-you watch Tiny Toons like most people watch Baywatch.
-you look at Fifi La Fume like most guys look at Jennifer Anniston.
-you use FurryMUCK as a night-light.
-you've written a thesis comparing Disney's and Warner Brothers' styles of animation and characterization.
-you know what a Kitsume is, and why it is important for them to have lots of tails.
-you gaze longingly at cereal boxes that you have no intention of buying
-you are quite sure that the voices in your head are anthropomorphic
-you schedule your yearly physical with a vet.
-'Wolfe' was the last name of the only person you've ever seriously dated.
-the tip of your red ponytail is died black or white
-you Yiff* at football games.
-you can't decide between Trix and Frosted Flakes for breakfast
-you loved 'Godzilla' because you thought he was an anthropomorphic lizard.
-you started eating at Taco Bell solely because of that little dog.
-you'll take any excuse to go to Wal-Mart and see the Back to School ads featuring Lola Bunny
-you create a newsgroup to debate about who is more attractive, Lola Bunny or Minerva Mink
-you give out anatomically correct Easter bunnies
-you buy Plushies more often than gas.
-your pets are more exotic than your spices.
-you've ever had to explain to a mundane what a mundane is
-you know every one of "the Tramp's" names
-you think the oxford english dictionary is useless because it doesn't have definitions for "yiff" and "spooge".
-You bought a WWII dive-bomber for $40,000 just because of the nose-art of the busty, nude skunkette straddling a torpedo.
-You bought a terabyte hard drive just to hold your yiffy art gallery.
-...Twice.
-When you hearTom Jones "Pussycat", you get a COMPLETELY different image in your head than everyone else.
-You know that ANY movie becomes cooler when furries are the stars, right?
-You have done extensive research on "the Werefolf Gene" (causes every surface of your epidermis to sprout thick, wolf-like hair) and you can't understand why life was so cruel as to not let you have it.
-Disney's Robin Hood was your favorite movie
-You read ALL the readwall books
-Whenever the wolf of the fox was killed in one of those old Looney Tunes, you turned off the TV and couldn't sleep all night
-You actually read this.
-you cannot name all 50 states but you can name 50 furry artists
-you think Werewolf The Apocalypse from WhiteWolf Studios is the Holy grail of gaming
-you think the saying "You are nothing but an animal" is a compliment
-you find yourself singing the hampster dance tune
-getting scratched behind your ear turns you on (what? it's not natural?)
-you listen to music who's singer or title has an animal in it.
-you've ever tried to use "yiff" or "murr" in Scrabble.
-Being called a "son-of-a-bitch" only bothers you because your mother's a vixen
-who cares what people say? Body hair is wonderful!
-you misinterpret the phrase 'horse mounting'.
-Max BlackRabbit had to take out a restraining order against you (who can say no to Zig Zag?)
-the most frequent answer to any other student's question is: "It's *not* beastiality!!"
-the PETA types don't understand that they're actually holding up signs that say "People for the Erotic Treatment of Anthropomorphs."
-your neighbors refuse to leave you alone in a room with their pet
-You bring along your 9-year old sister to the video rental place, just to have an excuse to get "All Dogs Go To Heaven"
-you get a thrill from sneaking into places with signs saying 'no animals allowed'.
-you call little ones cubs, pups, ect... (Munkee, puppies, you know ^ ^)
-you smile like this! =^_^=
-you spend your time reading "you might be a furry if"
-You pick colleges not by academical standards but by what their mascot it
-You watch stuff like Samuri Pizza Cats, Digimon, Thundercats, & Pokemon when your off

my my, I may have went over board but oh well, enjoy :3
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You Know You're a Furry If... - by EpsilonZX - 06-05-2006, 05:07 PM
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