Yo Mamma ..... Is taking over.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Hi Guys and welcome all people of grade school antics and jokes, I am your host, lonelygabu!!!.....

The rules are simple.....(No offense what-so-ever to your moms but these jokes tend to be hilarious. So please no one takes this to heart...)

# 1 : You start of your first line saying

" Yo mamma is..........(you to fill in)
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# 2 : The next thing after that is like one of the following

Yo mamma is so dumb _______________
Yo mamma is so stupid _______________
Yo mamma is so fat__________________
Yo mamma is so poor_________________
Yo mamma is so nasty_________________
Yo mamma is such a hoe________________
and anything you might want to create afterwars is up to you.......
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# 3 : The approach and completion

you have limited ways of doing it but in parenthesis describe what you are doing

So here's an old example:

Yo mamma is so stupid (flips a quarter), she thought that a Quarter-back was a refund.....

Yo mamma is so old (points to ass while saying) , she farts dust....)
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#4 : To make this thing interesting you could only post once in a row, you have to wait for the next poster and then you may go.... Its to be fair.....

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DISCLAIMER:

ONCE AGAIN THIS GAME IS TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH SOME OLD SCHOOL AND SOME NEW SCHOOL JOKES. HAVE FUN AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN.......


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To the posting rules

(*) = what you thought of the comment before yours.....
(@) = what you are writing , your current yo mamma line.....
(+) = some smack talk to the below poster.....


Example:

* (No one is before me)

@ Yo mamma is so fat, that she went to the beach and people started yelling, "Over there is Shamoo!"

+ Yo can't beat that...... Booyaka.....

(end example)......

Well enjoy and have some fun with a game I hope will be successful.....


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Another note: please don't post twice in a row.... the point is to keep this as spontaneous and fun as possible allright.....

I will start......

YO MAMMA IS TAKING OVER THIS THREAD!!!!!