01-25-2006, 11:05 PM
breathe in.... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out..... SIGH.
you need not reply to this post, I am merely going to pour every problem I have this moment into it so I may feel better. (I got tired of pouring them on house plants- who don't seem to care. -To charlie- he doesnt seem to understand, to other inanimate objects- they don't give a damn!)
I HAVEN'T FUCKING SLEPT IN NEARLY FIVE FUCKING WEEKS!- CHARLIE RAN AWAY AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND HIM- DAMN- I'M SO FUCKING WORRIED!- I'VE GOT A FUCKING COLD AND IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!- THE FUCKING PC KEEPS ON FUCKING DISCONNECTING- I CAN'T FUCKING POST, PLAY FUCKING ONLINE GAMES- OR FEED MY FUCKING NEOPETS!!!- I'M SO FUCKING TIRED- THAT I FUCKING CANT WALK STRAIGHT- I CAN'T FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT- I CAN'T FUCKING TALK STRAIGHT- BULLSHIT- I'M FUCKING DELIRIOUS!- I'M HAVING FUCKING HALUCINATIONS! MY FUCKING EYEBALLS LOOK LIKE THEYRE FUCKING BLEEDING- MOTHER FUCKER- I'M TIRED OF SNEEZING AND COUGHING- I FUCKING NEED A FUCKING BREAK!!! I THINK MY FUCKING HEADACHE'S COMING BACK- WELL WOOP-TI-DOO!!! I FRACTURED MY FUCKING LEG! WELL- HAHAHAHA- ARE YOU HAPPY!? HUH!? ARE YOU!? WELL THEN I'LL TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS AND DO IT AGAIN!!! THESE FUCKING MOODSWINGS ARE DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!! I FUCKING NEED TO FIND MY FUCKING DOG- ARGH-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCKITY-FUCK-FUUUUCCKKKK!!!!
deep breath now....
ahhh.... thank you rants forum! I love you!
wooo- i really feel so much better now... wait- no I don't.
*boo-hoo-hoo.... sniff, wah!*
Oh spoon! please end my misery!! be sharp enough to stab me through my dead lonely heart! .....nothing. NOTHING. you did nothing- you stupid spoon! it just hurt!!!
........................................
okay- I love you guys! (hugs everyone)
hey- is anyone in the mood for spam for no exact reason whatsoever?
goody!!
let's start with me walking down the woods in a red trench-coat- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I'm detective riding hood!!!
BWA-HAHAHAAHAHA!!! wooo- my grandmother's being screwed by the big horny wolf!!! bwahahahaha!!! -BLURGH!! -hahaha!!! my turn! my turn!!!
you need not reply to this post, I am merely going to pour every problem I have this moment into it so I may feel better. (I got tired of pouring them on house plants- who don't seem to care. -To charlie- he doesnt seem to understand, to other inanimate objects- they don't give a damn!)
I HAVEN'T FUCKING SLEPT IN NEARLY FIVE FUCKING WEEKS!- CHARLIE RAN AWAY AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND HIM- DAMN- I'M SO FUCKING WORRIED!- I'VE GOT A FUCKING COLD AND IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!- THE FUCKING PC KEEPS ON FUCKING DISCONNECTING- I CAN'T FUCKING POST, PLAY FUCKING ONLINE GAMES- OR FEED MY FUCKING NEOPETS!!!- I'M SO FUCKING TIRED- THAT I FUCKING CANT WALK STRAIGHT- I CAN'T FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT- I CAN'T FUCKING TALK STRAIGHT- BULLSHIT- I'M FUCKING DELIRIOUS!- I'M HAVING FUCKING HALUCINATIONS! MY FUCKING EYEBALLS LOOK LIKE THEYRE FUCKING BLEEDING- MOTHER FUCKER- I'M TIRED OF SNEEZING AND COUGHING- I FUCKING NEED A FUCKING BREAK!!! I THINK MY FUCKING HEADACHE'S COMING BACK- WELL WOOP-TI-DOO!!! I FRACTURED MY FUCKING LEG! WELL- HAHAHAHA- ARE YOU HAPPY!? HUH!? ARE YOU!? WELL THEN I'LL TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS AND DO IT AGAIN!!! THESE FUCKING MOODSWINGS ARE DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!! I FUCKING NEED TO FIND MY FUCKING DOG- ARGH-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCKITY-FUCK-FUUUUCCKKKK!!!!
deep breath now....
ahhh.... thank you rants forum! I love you!
wooo- i really feel so much better now... wait- no I don't.
*boo-hoo-hoo.... sniff, wah!*
Oh spoon! please end my misery!! be sharp enough to stab me through my dead lonely heart! .....nothing. NOTHING. you did nothing- you stupid spoon! it just hurt!!!
........................................
okay- I love you guys! (hugs everyone)
hey- is anyone in the mood for spam for no exact reason whatsoever?
goody!!
let's start with me walking down the woods in a red trench-coat- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I'm detective riding hood!!!
BWA-HAHAHAAHAHA!!! wooo- my grandmother's being screwed by the big horny wolf!!! bwahahahaha!!! -BLURGH!! -hahaha!!! my turn! my turn!!!