Beat me out of me

[Wisemon]

Between 5:15 P.M. on 8/24/05, and 5:00 P.M. on 8/25/05, I just successfully masturbated eight times in a 24 hour period, shattering my previous record. I think I could've gone ten times if I didn't have to babysit my little brother, but you have to play with the cards you're dealt. Also, keep in mind, I'm three years past my sexual prime. When I was nineteen, I used to masturbate three times per day because I had to. Anyway, there are some people and some websites I'd like to thank for helping me along the way, but you know who you are.