08-29-2003, 01:01 PM
I swear, I've had enough problems with my penis to lead me to beleive God is trying very hard to make sure I can't reproduce!
You'll recall, I've mentioned previously that:
A) It bends as it erects, so as to make sure it can't shoot straight, and
B) The whole "Testicular Tortion" thing where I almost lost my right nut. After he gets that one, I'm sure he'll go for the left one too!
C) Wanked so hard it scabbed. I've got poor material down there.
And now, for the past week, it seems to actually be shrinking! It's like it's in a constant state of shrivelness! What the fuck!! I even stopped abusing it and kept it warm and cozy! Mein gott, I've been circumsized, and it looks like I still have foreskin!
Well, I'm off to a medical website to go see if this is a medical condition, or if that indeed the Big Cheese trying to force me into celibacy.
You'll recall, I've mentioned previously that:
A) It bends as it erects, so as to make sure it can't shoot straight, and
B) The whole "Testicular Tortion" thing where I almost lost my right nut. After he gets that one, I'm sure he'll go for the left one too!
C) Wanked so hard it scabbed. I've got poor material down there.
And now, for the past week, it seems to actually be shrinking! It's like it's in a constant state of shrivelness! What the fuck!! I even stopped abusing it and kept it warm and cozy! Mein gott, I've been circumsized, and it looks like I still have foreskin!
Well, I'm off to a medical website to go see if this is a medical condition, or if that indeed the Big Cheese trying to force me into celibacy.