The proposition for lemon writers

[MISTER BIG T]

I think it's time for me to post for once in this topic.

Yes Big T, your lemons part the clouds and all kinds of cherubs come down and blow trumpets and crap

Really? I never noticed. Damn, I always miss all the fun.

Here's another reason why some lemons have little or no plots: it's easier to write a lemon that's nothing more than porn than to write anything with good plot. Combining porn and plot is probably harder than making a PG rated porn-free fanfic with great plot.

Actually, I find it nearly easier to come up with plot ideas. I just like, watch at ceiling or rub my belly or talk to my girl and then A ha! Inspiration! Then I'll write the plot. Also, when I write a lemon, I'll almost always do the plot first and then just make the sex scenes afterwards.


Now, I'd like to say that I have never ever gotten erect from reading a lemon. NEVER. I just don't find stuff as (warning! Extremely grudge example coming) "and then John inserted ten sausages into marges ass and they screwed like bunnys" erotic and never will probably get. However, some may then ask why I write lemons and why I even have lemon site. Well, I write lemons because I like to write. If someone finds my writings sexy and masturbates because of them, it's not like I can do anything about it.

Plot is a important element. It really is. Or things like "Renamon was walking down in panties, just suddenly a huge breeze came and her panties dropped down. AND JUST THEN! Ken dropped from tree armed with razorblade and shaved her, while raping her ass!" we can't talk about neither realism or believabality. Sure, you could descripe it like "Ken felt around the beautiful round breats of Renamon, who began breathing harder. He brought his face closer to her and kisses her, while gently rubbing her pussy." but we still have a guy jumping from a tree armed with razor blade. It's just when you descripe things instead of keeping them simplistic, it may save a lot from the lemon.