Interesting

[Shadowknight]

Headache and amazing typing? Well it's obvious what's happening... your brain's been hacked by a superior alien race attempting to communicate with the human race and they're slowly increasing your intelligence in order to be able to translate between them and every other human on the planet in every language, the side effects are causing your brain to swell which is putting pressure on your skull which is causing the pain.

Man I should've been a doctor.