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08-11-2006, 01:13 AM

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

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CHUCK NORRIS!! - by Shadowknight - 08-09-2006, 09:34 AM

RE: CHUCK NORRIS!! - by acejt - 02-07-2012, 02:01 AM

RE: CHUCK NORRIS!! - by FlaminAngel - 06-15-2012, 08:13 AM

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