08-09-2006, 12:01 PM
Because the Digital World runs on Windows Vista, did before Windows DOS even existed, and some retarded Kuwagamon ate all the other language packs. They would have just gotten them back out when he took a shit, but Windows is so shaky that he simply exploded when the began to pass through his intestines. The resulting shockwave of code was than harvested and sent through the worlds in an easter egg in Doom, and Duke Nuke'm ate a baby.