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Jeannette and Rubiyat in...
Gnostic Metatron Prime
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04-08-2003, 12:21 PM
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Foundling: What the FUCK is THIS?!

GM: *Suddenly appears* Err... it's Vend-o-Fuck. They're one of our sponsors...

Foundling: And you approve of this product?

GM: No! Of course not. They just pay us lots of money, darling. Now come on. We're back on in five minutes! You need to get into costume!

Foundling: What costume? We're all running around naked half the time!

GM: Come on! Get to the green room before the camera goes on again! We're filming Jeannette's scene next.

Foundling: The camera's been on the whole time...

GM: WHAT?! OH SHIT! *disappears*

Okay, Princess. Time to get back to the show!
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Messages In This Thread
Jeannette and Rubiyat in... - by Princess Norika - 03-20-2003, 10:47 PM
[No subject] - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 03-21-2003, 02:47 PM
Two for one honeymoon! - by Princess Norika - 03-21-2003, 10:08 PM
Witches - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 03-22-2003, 05:38 PM
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuubiyat!" - by Princess Norika - 03-22-2003, 07:14 PM
Clone Love - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 03-27-2003, 04:01 PM
"Lovebath of Fun!" - by Princess Norika - 03-30-2003, 11:17 PM
The Mid-Wife - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-05-2003, 10:23 AM
6 1/2 days later... - by Princess Norika - 04-05-2003, 11:59 PM
Time for a commercial! - by Princess Norika - 04-06-2003, 11:09 PM
Commercial Break! - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-08-2003, 12:21 PM
Changing positions! - by Princess Norika - 04-09-2003, 11:55 PM
[No subject] - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-10-2003, 02:09 PM
Playing with boobs! - by Princess Norika - 04-11-2003, 12:37 AM
Reunion and Ducks - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-11-2003, 01:55 PM
A quick tea break! - by Princess Norika - 04-12-2003, 12:09 AM
Initiation - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-12-2003, 03:47 PM
"Now, Ruby, where were we?" - by Princess Norika - 04-12-2003, 03:59 PM
Small Fries - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-13-2003, 03:02 PM
[No subject] - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-15-2003, 02:42 PM
Weird Science - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-16-2003, 02:56 PM
Leather clad dickgirl! - by Princess Norika - 04-19-2003, 12:01 AM
Assgirl - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-19-2003, 12:55 PM
Dirty talk - by Princess Norika - 04-20-2003, 12:46 AM
Dirty Talk - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-21-2003, 02:39 PM
I fuck Ruby like a whore! - by Princess Norika - 04-22-2003, 12:16 AM
Sex Ed - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-23-2003, 01:30 PM
What a night, Rubiyat! - by Princess Norika - 04-29-2003, 11:23 PM
Circus Erotica - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 04-30-2003, 02:37 PM
Venus in Furs - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 05-06-2003, 02:25 PM
Shopping almost done! - by Princess Norika - 05-06-2003, 11:15 PM
Pick and Choose - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 05-08-2003, 01:12 PM
Caught in Her Web - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 05-12-2003, 01:16 PM
Though I am asleep... - by Princess Norika - 05-12-2003, 11:05 PM
Flies and Spiders - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 05-18-2003, 07:56 AM
*psychic msg* - by Princess Norika - 05-19-2003, 12:08 AM
A Switch - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 05-19-2003, 01:47 PM
Nearly home... - by Princess Norika - 05-20-2003, 01:00 AM
... The Hell? - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 05-20-2003, 01:53 PM
*receives psychic msg* - by Princess Norika - 05-20-2003, 11:55 PM
"The Digiharem Project" - by Princess Norika - 05-25-2003, 11:10 PM
Two More - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 05-27-2003, 01:24 AM
Okaaaaaaaay! - by Princess Norika - 05-27-2003, 02:47 AM
Red Hot Racing Blood - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 06-05-2003, 12:31 PM
Angelic Threesome - by Princess Norika - 06-06-2003, 12:46 AM
Wet Dreams - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 06-07-2003, 10:13 AM
Hot Angelic Lust!!! - by Princess Norika - 06-08-2003, 12:37 AM
Big Bang - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 06-13-2003, 03:24 PM
Coitus Interruptus - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 06-17-2003, 03:14 PM
[No subject] - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 06-24-2003, 03:40 PM
Almost there Jeannine! - by Princess Norika - 06-24-2003, 11:30 PM
Showtime! - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 06-27-2003, 07:05 AM
6 hours later... - by Princess Norika - 06-27-2003, 11:38 PM
JEANNETTE... - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 06-28-2003, 07:32 AM
*sigh* - by Princess Norika - 06-28-2003, 11:21 PM
Short - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 07-03-2003, 08:34 AM
Euphony Plays God - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 07-08-2003, 02:48 PM