My penis and balls are huge.

[senjuro]

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!! ROFLMFAO 2 TEH MAX!!

It's called a tanuki...like that special suit you can get in Giant Land in Super Mario 3. They have huge balls.

You could always get circumsized. *snip snip*

Don't know what you think circumcision involves, but it doesn't affect the length or dimensions of the penis nearly enough to affect any kind of notable difference. Depending on how you feel about the subject, it looks better or worse.

Anyway T,

If your penis is really causing you those kinds of issues, perhaps phalloplasty is for you. From what you're saying, you have some pretty extreme proportions, so surgery would certainly be a viable (though maybe not entirely safe) avenue to deal with this issue. Not having a huge cock myself, I can't say I can really relate to your problems.

But, being a pretty much vital defining part of the male physiology and, thus, the male psyche, unhappiness with one's genitals can lead to serious emotional issues, and that's something I can relate to. You have to learn to love your body the way it is, particularly when there are things about it that you can't change.