07-29-2006, 04:52 PM
Shadow: OKAY!! *Stands up quickly, throwing DMX off him* Let the magic flow!
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Shadow: You know what would look good on you? Me!
Renamon: PERVERT!! *Kicks Shadow in the gut and then elbow drops him*
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Shadow: You don't happen to work at UPS do you?
Renamon: No, why?
Shadow: Cause I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package!
Renamon: *Jabs Shadow in the face, then suplexes him*
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Shadow: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Renamon: *hammer instantly materializes in her hands*
Shadow: Curse you hammer space.
Renamon: *Smacks Shadow clean across the horizon*
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Shadow: I seem to have misplaced my phone number. May I borrow yours?
Renamon: *uppercuts Shadow into the air* I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!! *Leaps after him, wraps her arms around his waist and places her legs across his chest and her feet on his neck* DIE!! *Slams shadow's head 5 feet into the ground*
Shadow: Ribs... broken... organs... bleeding... spleen... useless! *Passes out from major blood loss*
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Shadow: You know what would look good on you? Me!
Renamon: PERVERT!! *Kicks Shadow in the gut and then elbow drops him*
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Shadow: You don't happen to work at UPS do you?
Renamon: No, why?
Shadow: Cause I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package!
Renamon: *Jabs Shadow in the face, then suplexes him*
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Shadow: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Renamon: *hammer instantly materializes in her hands*
Shadow: Curse you hammer space.
Renamon: *Smacks Shadow clean across the horizon*
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Shadow: I seem to have misplaced my phone number. May I borrow yours?
Renamon: *uppercuts Shadow into the air* I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!! *Leaps after him, wraps her arms around his waist and places her legs across his chest and her feet on his neck* DIE!! *Slams shadow's head 5 feet into the ground*
Shadow: Ribs... broken... organs... bleeding... spleen... useless! *Passes out from major blood loss*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.