Better Late than Never: The June 2006 Lemon Contest

[Wisemon]

Thank you all for your congratulations. The story will be submitted soon for the viewing pleasure of non-judges.

For Nate:

Thanks, but you also made a good point about self-insertion here.

Yes it's said for credibility, but when the author is known to be such a person, it weakens the story...

I would argue that if any Season 1 character was likely to become a 23-year-old virgin, it would have to be Jyou.

we have a reliable response from a Wisemon story -- masturbation > uncommitted sex.

A Wisemon story, or the story of my life?


For Herr Mullen:

The style here is Wisemon; that cynical, musicly heavy satire of popular culture that I do so enjoy.

So much for the anonymity of my entry. I could spot one of yours pretty easily too though, and really, isn