Cucho, the angel of shit

[Zephyr of Darkness]

answer one: 'accidentally' shove the dog in the street as a car passes
or
answer two: tell the people that look for stray animals or animal cruelty agents to take him, even if the mother says no.

I can't do any of those, the damn thing bites whoever touches him.

that, or live with this decision till either she dies or the dog 'accidentally' or naturally dies

Or I leave home.

Or get it secretly cut. Heard it does wonders to misbehaving dogs.

He gets cut all the fucking time, he can't see. However, it has the same handicap than the first two answers.

Well, anyway I made a plan last time:
He hates water, so my mother forbids me to throw water on him, because 'it's cruel' :roll: But last time she left for a few hours, and left him outside, so whenever he barked to come in, I sprayed him with water. So he left. I sprayed him again whenever he came back, but the asshole waited for my mother and came in with her using her as shield.
My mother asked me: 'Did you throw water at him?'
I said no. (see, in real life I'm not that honest)
*screws a scribbled paper and dumps it* Any other ideas, please?